Life of Logan
His roommates
Joe and Cole
This big purple blob was supposed to be able to sell children fast food
Grimace
Luke Andersen's favorite band
Steely Dan
The show about nothing that defined an era of comedy (cue popping noises)
Seinfeld
You wouldn't have Gatsby without him
F Scott Fitzgerald
6 feet
A tragic pizza mascot who incited a shooting in one of the brand's franchise
The Noid
One of the pioneers of classic rock, has a modern day soundalike band in Greta Van Fleet
Led Zeppelin
Breakfast Club but everyone's an adult and the school is full of insane people and wacky hijinx
Community
The master of modern horror
Stephen King
What was my last critically acclaimed short film?
You and Me and You Again
A Halloween cereal monster that has recently returned to the spotlight
Yummy Mummy or Frute Brute
They'll take you to Panama, get you to Jump, all while telling you how hot your teacher is
Van Halen
The show that made you realize John Stamos could be Elvis and Bob Saget would have been a great dad
Full House
Famous Alabama alumnus and master of southern literature
Harper Lee
How many times did Luke and I get on TV for Bama games this year?
3
These musical fruits were known for playing the best jazz under the west coast sun
The California Raisins
They created the most well known rock song with a cowbell of all time, and are big fans of Japanese monsters
Blue Oyster Cult
This turn of phrase is also the name of a 90's high school sitcom
Saved by the Bell
One of the greatest American authors who you probably can't name a novel that he wrote
William Faulkner
What was my room in Blount Hall?
Room 241
This chip mascot was retired due to his very questionable racial nature and the fact that he promoted crappy chips
Frito Bandito
I am convinced no woman in the world actually likes this band, but also the band brought a classic American hero to a new level of fame
Rush
Yellow people
The Simpsons
Yahoo Sports writer and author of Earnhardt Nation
Jay Busbee