A pet shop owner had a parrot with a sign on its cage that said "Parrot repeats everything it hears". Davey bought the parrot and for two weeks he spoke to it and it didn't say a word. He returned the parrot but the shopkeeper said he never lied about the parrot. How can this be?
The parrot was deaf
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
Spongebob Squarepants
Who is my favourite sister
Trick question i dont have one. or maybe i do. You guys are never finding out.
How often are the Olympics held?
Every 4 years
Finish the lyric: "It's me, hi..."
"... I'm the problem, it's me"
A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him underwater for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be? What was the first Pixar movie?
The woman was a photographer
What actor played James Bond in the most recent Bond movie?
Daniel Craig
What bus do I catch in the afternoons?
935
Who was the first UFC fighter to win two belts in two different divisions and hold them at the same time?
Conor McGregor
Who sings "Say So"?
Doja Cat
Two mothers and two daughters go shopping. They have $21, which they split equally between them. How can this be possible?
There are three people. There was the Grandmother, her daughter, and the daughter's daughter. Therefore: they each get $7.
Surprise Maths Question!
What is 1/4 as a percentage and a decimal?
25% and 0.25
What is one thing I bought for my secret Santa
Gum, pens, freddo
Who has won the most Tennis Grand Slam titles?
Serena Williams
When did the Beatles form
1960
Where does tomorrow come before yesterday, and where does today come before yesterday? This is as light as a feather, yet no man can hold it for long. What am I?
A dictianary
Which hit Netflix show takes place in Hawkins, Indiana?
Stranger Things
When I got my migraine, what happened to me first (2 things)
Sun thing in eye, then no peripheral vision
Who is the highest-paid athlete of all time?
Michael Jordan
Who sings the trending social media sound "First Class"
Jack Harlow
How do you spell COW in thirteen letters?
SEE O DOUBLE YOU
The main characters in the show Wednesday were originally from what comic strip turned TV show?
The Addams Family
Who is better?
Snow or Peeta?
PEETA ON TOP
Surprise Maths Questions *** Double Points if you can say why...
Is 6,8,10 a Pythagorean Triad?
Yes! 62+82 = 36+64 = 100 = 102
Who sings Pink (from Barbie)
Lizzo