class
who has a hot mum
(inside joke, totally appropriate)
chenae
true or false.
bonnie isnt the rudest
true
all bags of chips are family sized
what is 6 inches long, goes in your mouth and is more fun when it vibrates
an electric toothbrush
true or false.
bonnie fell off a treadmill
true
why do dwarfs laugh when they run
because the grass tickles their balls
whats white and a paste and better to spit than to swallow
toothpaste
what does a make-a-wish kid and a litre of milk have in common
they both have an expiration date
whats made of rubber, handed out at schools and exists to prevent mistakes
an eraser
who looks like a jester
(not a joke)
kayla
what do you call a cheap circumcision
a rip off
whats soft and wet on the inside while hard and hairy on the outside? the word begins with "c" and ends in "t" and theres a "u" and an "n" between them.
a coconut
who is the most hated in the class
(majority rules)
b.....e....l.......l....a.
what does a necrophiliac and an alcoholic have in common.
they both get home after a long days work and crack open a cold one
all day long its in and out. i discharge loads from my shaft. both men and women go down on me. what am i?
an elevator