Discontinued Classes
This class would have been a favorite of Harvey Spector’s from the hit TV series Suits
Business Law
Last year’s Student Body president who currently goes to Duke university
Megan Amasa
Before receiving windows and walls in 2009, this location, which is now called the senior lounge, had many things thrown off of it: paper, trash, water balloons, a couch, and sometimes even people.
Senior Balcony
What is the game the seniors are currently playing involving goggles and water guns?
Senior assassin
You won’t find this Fairview staff member teaching any classes, but you can catch him popping into Stuco from time to time, and definitely up in the office. Who is he?
Mr. Sutter
If you have a suit that's not the right size then it might suit you to take this class.
Tailoring
A Fairview Alumna who is also the first Black woman to have an extended stay in Outer Space.
Jessica Watkins
Before wide-spread land development in South Boulder, Fairview had the reputation of being a “farmer’s school”. Therefore students at rival Boulder High devised a prank to block the front entrance of Fairview with a pile of this stinky farm supply.
Manure
How many French teachers are at Fairview?
2
This staff member is one of our most frequent participants in assembly fun, and she is a huge hot sauce fan. You will catch her in the language hall. Who is she?
Ms. Kieser
The usefulness of this class greatly declined after 1991, due to changes in geopolitics
Russian and Soviet Studies
The Fairview Alumnus who played Sejanus in The Ballad of Songbird and Snakes as well as Chino in West Side Story
Josh Andrés Rivera
In the early 1980’s, two students decided to ride motorcycles throughout the school. A teacher was able to put an end to this joyride by using this wrestling move that also shares its name with a traditional tool to do one’s laundry.
Clothesline
What is the Stuco room number?
1115
This teacher is Fairview’s one and only latin teacher. Who is she?
Ms. LiCalsi
Who is Mary Shelley? What about Edgar Allen Poe? Jules Verne? H.G. Wells? You better know all of these founding authors and more if you want to pass your test in this class.
Science Fiction
This famous fairview alum whose ex-husband is Justin Timberlake
Jessica Biel
Newspapers with the headlines, “US Relinquishes Control of Panama Canal'', “Camp David Peace Accord Signed "and “US Hostages Taken in Iran” filled Assistant Principal Jerry Faulkenburg’s office after a prank that happened in this time period.
Late 1970's
We have a secret pool space hidden somewhere in the school, where is it?
Under big gym
This history teacher is also a year-round coach. You can catch her on the softball field in the fall or the basketball court in the winter/spring. Who is she?
Ms. Stirling
Wanna be an Architect? How about an electrical or civil engineer? Is manufacturing more your speed? Or do you just like drawing? If you answered yes to any of these questions this class is for you.
Drafting
This Fairview Alumna is considered a pioneer in the study of Dark Matter. Some of her notable achievements include being the youngest ever winner of the Intel Science Talent Search at age 14, graduating Fairview High School at that same age, and winning the New Horizons in Physics Prize in 2015.
Natalia Toro
In the early 1990’s a group of students spread this contact explosive all over the floor of what used to be the junior locker area. When the juniors started to come into school they were greeted by loud bangs and puffs of purple smoke.
Nitrogen Triiodide
For the 23/24 school year, how many students attend Fairview?
1977
Although this staff member isn’t credited with teaching an academic class, he is credited with coaching Fairview’s stellar football team. Who is he?
Mr. McCartney