Felonies
This type of mortal violence can be scaled by the first, second, or third degree
Murder
In April 1970, this famous four-man group broke up despite charting 20 number 1 hits over the course of their careers
The Beatles
Spongebob on his way to the Krusty Krab: "I'm ________, I'm __________"
Ready
Usually stitched together from a synthetic leather, it typically features a black and white color scheme
Soccer ball
Turtles, mushrooms, italian brothers
Super Mario
Resisting Arrest
The Fall of Saigon marked the end of this nearly 12 year long conflict in 1975
Patrick during band rehearsal: "Is ______________ an instrument?"
Mayonaise
Also known as a pigskin, or a leather, and used for some gridiron activity
Rings, trapped mammals, evil scientist
If you coerce people with sensitive information, specifically by threatening to reveal their secrets to the public, it is a clear-cut case of this felonious behavior
Blackmail
In 1977, this major computer corporation (now valued with a market cap of 3.9 trillion in 2026) launched their first home computer
Apple
In reference to Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen, Spongbob says, "It's his hat Mr. Krabs! He was ____________________!"
Number one
In the 1970's, the ABA featured a red, white, and blue version of this ball in its official play
Basketball
cowboy, talking gorilla, divas
Overwatch
Arson
George Lucas directed this Sci-Fi fantasy that received its first installment in 1977, to widespread commercial success
Star Wars
Wumbo
Wilson, Penn, Dunlop, and Yonex are popular manufacturers of this tiny ball
Tennis ball
Ts, Ls, and lines of four
Tetris
If you sign a sensitive document while pretending to be someone else, it counts as this form of fraudulent representation
Forgery
This landmark Supreme Court decision in 1973 ruled that women had the right to an abortion, until it was overruled in 2022
Roe v. Wade
The acronym P.O.O.P. in the Krusty Krab training video stands for.
People order our patties!
Use these types of balls in slams, russian twists, v-ups, or overhead throws while you're at the gym
Medicine balls
islands, talking tanuki, lots of debt
Animal Crossing