Accidents
What is grandmas landing?
Great Grandpa's trash fire got out of control and great grandma fell part way down the hill.
What fav Christmas song was sung by the Butler clan on the tractor ride?
"Chestnuts roasting on an open fire"
This lake is shallow several hundred feet from shore, making it a favorite to visit when going to the cabin.
Kussel Lake
What is the name of the grocery store that has the famous "cheese room"
Stoneridge, Piggly Wiggly
How short are the shorts on the corn lady husband?
A. short
B. daisy dukes
C. speedo
Speedo :)
Why is there tile on the fireplace hearth?
Great Grandpa was chopping wood and busted the mantle piece.
What did Grandma Butler hide from Great Grandpa on thanksgiving?
All Pies
Which one of Uncle Kevin and Aunt Julie's kids lost their shorts when tubing?
Jeff
What device is used to call folks to dinner?
Dinner Bell / Dinner Triangle
What kind of container does the A&W rootbeer come in?
Exploding milk jug
Which cousin got his/her leg stuck in the ice?
Aaron
Favorite place to purchase fresh corn and pick strawberries
The Corn lady "Vogelbergs"
What lake was the scene where Officer Pat issued a warning for overloading the Mark Twain?
What is Wautoma high school's mascot?
The Hornets
Early early morning ritual involving the loft and young children
Loft Running (waking up all adults)
How did the red canoe get its dent?
Great Grandpa's burning leaves fire got out of control while he went to church.
What is the average temperature of the hot chocolate at the tree farm?
A. Cold
B.Warm
C.Blazing hot
Blazing hot!
What was the name of the lake where no wake is allowed at any time?
Emerald lake
Where was the best place to buy top quality merchandise at "bargain" prices?
The Bargain Bin
How many bedrooms are in the cabin on the main floor?
6
Which uncle slammed his face into a tree while sledding?
Uncle Ryan
Where is the worlds largest Culver's located?
Edgerton
How many years has the motor boat been broken?
Every year.
What was the name of the Town newspaper showing the latest deer hunt results and county beauty queens on the cover.
The Resorter
What days was the dump open?
Never when you need it open.