Alternate Universe
In this backward universe, people say goodbye when they meet and this phrase when they leave
What is hello/nice to meet you
This is what happens when you sneeze during time travel and accidentally change this tiny detail that somehow prevents pizza from being invented
What is the butterfly effect
This everyday item ranks as the #1 'Most Likely to Become Sentient and Take Over the World' according to paranoid people
What is a smartphone/Alexa/smart TV
The color you get when you mix red and yellow
What is orange
Kids believed that this person could see everything they did, even when parents weren't around
Who is Santa Claus?
In this universe where water flows upward, this room in your house would be completely flooded
What is the attic/upstairs room
This is the panic you feel when you realize you left your time machine keys in this century and now you're stuck explaining TikTok dances to cavemen
What is the Stone Age/Prehistoric times
According to ridiculous logic, this is ranked as worse than stepping on a LEGO barefoot
What is stepping on a wet spot while wearing socks/hitting your funny bone
This streaming service gave us 'Stranger Things
What is Netflix
This playground game always ended in arguments about whether someone was 'safe' or not
What is tag/freeze tag
This alternate reality where sound travels faster than light means you'd hear this before you see someone's lips moving
What is their voice/what they're saying?
You'd have to convince people you're not a witch after showing them this rectangular device that captures their soul in pictures
What is a smartphone/camera
On the 'Adult Achievements That Feel Like Winning the Olympics' scale, this ranks higher than doing taxes correctly
What is assembling IKEA furniture without crying/keeping a plant alive
The planet closest to the sun
What is Mercury
This piece of playground equipment was banned from most schools after too many kids got launched into orbit
What is the merry-go-round
This universe where friction doesn't exist would make this winter Olympic sport absolutely impossible
What is ice skating/skiing/curling
You'd have to resist the urge to tell this famous painter that his most famous subject really needs to work on her smile
Who is Leonardo da Vinci (Mona Lisa)
This makes the top 5 list of 'Things That Are Impossible to Look Cool While Doing' - right after chasing a ping pong ball.
What is running in flip-flops/getting out of a hammock
This fruit is known for keeping doctors away
What is an apple
This was every parent's go-to threat that never actually happened
What is 'I'm turning this car around'
In this alternate universe where everything that could go wrong in 2020 went right instead, this would be the biggest problem people would complain about
What is having too much toilet paper/being too social/having to go to too many parties
This modern convenience would make you the most popular person in Ancient Rome, but good luck explaining the monthly bill.
What is Wi-Fi/internet
This cracks the top 5 'Signs You're Getting Old' list, ranking higher than groaning when you stand up
What is getting excited about new kitchen appliances/going to bed early on weekends
This search engine's name sounds like a baby's first word
What is Google
This school supply always disappeared within the first week, leading to accusations and tears
What are erasers/pencils