calcium
chemistry
jokes
100

calcium helps build up this part of the human body

what are bones?

100

calcium's state of matter

what is a solid?

100

what did one ion say to the other?

"i've got my ion you."

200

where does the calcium in cows' milk come from?

from the cows' diet?

200

the symbol for calcium

what is Ca?

200

what is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

polar bond

300

the daily intake of calcium in whole milk

what is 30%?

300

the atomic weight of calcium.

what is 40.078?

300

if H20 is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed

400

the color of of calcium

what is silver?

400

the amount of protons that each atom of calcium has. 

what is 20?

400

what did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

"HeHe"

500

where the calcium supplement "tricalcium phosphate" can be found.

what is israel, egypt, morocco, philippines, or russia?

500

the chemical formula of calcium.

what is Ca3(PO4)?

500

what do you do with a sick chemist?

if you can't helium and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.