Notable Events
Caleb was featured as Snyder in this ADM play.
What is Newsies?
Caleb's most popular YouTube video is one in which he plays this game.
What is The Legend of Zelda: Breath of The Wild?
Caleb read this series, in full or in part, multiple times. He owns it and a little-known follow up series of three books.
What is The Secret Series?
Caleb got pulled over in the fall of 2024 for this reason.
What is a burnt-out headlight?
Caleb's birthday is on this quasi-holiday date.
What is December 31st, 2008?
Caleb went to All-State speech for these two events in early 2025.
What are Group Improvisation and Reader's Theater?
This book contains themes of racism, injustice, and poverty. It is loosely based on the author's childhood. When he was younger, Caleb thought the title included a type of liquor.
What is To Kill A Mocking Bird?
Caleb saw a spooky story that spooked him for a while after he saw it on this faux-story app.
What is Hooked?
He saw this awesome band of five ADM freshman live on 4/26/2025.
Who is LoozaPalooza?
Caleb met one of his current best friends, named this, in 8th grade English class.
Who is Miller Banse?
This person was featured in Caleb's story "Laufey’s A Night at The Symphony Review" on Blackandredgister.com
Who is Thomas McHugh?
This book, about cancer, contains the quote “As he read, I fell in love the way you fall asleep: slowly, and then all at once.”
What is The Fault in Our Stars?
Caleb was playing this instrument in band when he was publicly shamed by Mr. Braun for not having the music (lowk Caleb's fault but it was still traumatic).
What is the Timpani?
This is Caleb's favorite gas station.
What is Kwik Star?
Caleb officially became an Eagle Scout in this month of 2025.
What is January (It was the 20th)?
Caleb had a short-lived blog last summer called this.
What is Caleb's Guide to DMACC?
In his assessment for English class, he explained this book's themes using mathematical concepts.
What is The Great Gatsby?
This was the name of the 100 pound black lab that tore into Caleb's face while he was six.
What is Diesel?
Caleb's Duolingo streak is this long as of 4/2/2025.
What is 561 days?
This occurred slowly over a few weeks (debatably months) near the beginning of 2024. It was prompted by Austin Lippincott.
What is a transition to a much more Christian life?
This article was in The Stuart Herald. Although he did not receive author credit, much of the story was his work.
What is "Caleb Klassen Receives Eagle Scout Award?"
This book is very long. It is very old. It is very important. It is nonfiction.
What is the Bible?
Who is Mrs. Hait (Kisilewski also acceptable)?
Caleb has had this many romantic experiences with women, including hand holding, kissing, and dating (include ALL experiences, even in elementary school).
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