Calista 101
WWCD?
Unhinged Calista
The Sage Saga
Ms. Wilkinson
100

Cruiser

What is her dogs name?

100

WWCD if she received a drink she didn't like?

What is sending it back?

100

Calista has never met one of these that she didn’t have

What is an opinion?

100

Where Sage went to college

What is OSU?

100

8th grade english/reading

What is her job title?

200

Where Calista was born

What is Russia?

200

WWCD if she says she is not going to make a big deal about it?

What is making a big deal about it?

200

If she saw a fight break out at a bar

What is pull out her phone?

200

Something Sage will never be tired of drinking

What is beer?

200

The school she works at

What is Bowie Middle School?

300

Calista's Zodiac sign

What is an Aquarius?

300

WWCD if she didn't like her outfit?

What is complain?

300

Calista when she takes a shot of anything

What is rocket launch?

300

Sage says this when greeting someone

What is howdy?

300

T or F: Calista lets her students vape in her class

What is true?

400

Calista’s preferred length for a story that could have been told in two sentences

What is as long as necessary?

400

WWCD if she overhears a conversation that has absolutely nothing to do with her but sounds interesting?

What is eavesdropping?

400

Her drink of choice at 3 am

What is an espresso martini?

400

How Sage & Cal became friends

What is a strip club?

400

The non-teaching job she first did

What is real estate?

500

Calista's degree she is working towards

What is Master’s in Educational Leadership?

500

WWCD if she left pizza rolls in the oven all night?

What is cremation?

500

She loves to stay up until this time partying

What is 3 am?

500

Sage has perfected this when Calista starts explaining why something is ridiculous

What is an audience member?

500

An activity that Ms. Wilkinson considers so important for her students

What is independent reading?