Jokes
What did the beach say as the tide came in?
Long time no sea
Explain the humor
You are as sweet as pie.
so nice
He was elated that he won the spelling bee.
excited, happy
What is a witch's favorite school subject?
spelling
explain the humor
She was as fast as lightening.
very fast
She was a brilliant student and got straight As.
smart
What has lots of teeth but cannot chew?
a comb
explain the humor
very hungry
The soldier was courageous as he marched into battle.
brave
What did the science book say to the math book?
explain the humor
I was late for class, so I walked swiftly down the hall.
quickly, fast
Which building in New York has the most stories?
the library
explain the humor
The box was as light as a feather.
not heavy
The house looked disheveled after the party.
messy