UNSCRAMBLE
RORSY
SORRY
What gets wet while it's drying?
A TOWEL
Larry’s father has five sons named Ten, Twenty, Thirty, Forty…Guess what would be the name of the fifth?
LARRY!
How can you make seven even?
take away the "s"
What can you catch but not throw?
catch a cold!
YFIRAD
FRIDAY
Which letter of the alphabet has the most water?
THE LETTER "C" (SEA)
If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
It will become Wet.
A cowboy rides into town on Friday, stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How did he do it?
The horse's name is Friday
What comes down but never goes up?
Rain
BLBUBE
BUBBLE
What is so fragile that when you say its name you break it?
SILENCE
If you subtract five from 25, how many times can you do it?
Once
A clerk in the butcher shop is 5'10'' tall. What does he weigh?
He weighs meat!
The red house is on one side and the blue is on the other, where is the white house?
In Washington D.C.
SUTYD KLLISS (HINT: CLASS)
STUDY SKILLS
What do an island and the letter T have in common?
They’re both in the middle of water
What is the easiest way to throw a ball, have it stop, and completely reverse direction after traveling a short distance?
Throw the ball straight up
With what vegetable do you throw away the outside, cook the inside, eat the outside, and throw away the inside?
corn on the cob
Which is heavier, a pound of feathers or a pound of rocks?
Neither! They both weigh a pound!
RATYIMOR (HINT: TEACHER)
MORIARTY
I have keys but no locks. I have a space but no room. You can enter, but can’t go outside. What am I?
A KEYBOARD
Two men play five games of checkers. Each man wins the same number of games. There are no ties. Explain this.
They are not playing each other.
Choose the correct sentence: “the yolk of the egg is white” or “the yolk of the egg are white.”
neither because egg yolks are yellow
A man was walking in the rain in the middle of nowhere without a coat or an umbrella. He got soaked, but not a single hair on his head was wet. How can this be?
He was bald