Relatively normal
Monroe Cannon
What is... this is a real name? In fact, its probably his most normal child name!
Ancient Tate Cannon
What is obviously fake? (I just thought the concept of naming a newborn baby "Ancient" is very funny and also kind of in character for Nick Cannon)
Halo Marie Cannon
what is real!
Lady Lyric Cannon
What is fake, but is kind of a cool name I think? Like, if he named a child this, I would think it is some of his best work!
Zen Cannon
What is reaL! (kind of an oxymoron too)?
Jessica Xo Cannon-Bell
What is fake? This is just a random name I thought of.
War Missile Cannon
What is also completely fake?
Chrysalis Strong Cannon
what is fake! Serving butterfly tho
Golden Sagon Cannon
What is... real!
Ark Zephyr Cannon
What is fake!
Moroccan Scott Cannon
What is Real! I believe this child is the twin of another Cannon child?
Onyx Ice Cole Cannon
What is Real?! And kind of cool lowkey, one of the most rad names (compared to a lot of his other child names, not names in general, yk?)
Rise Messiah Cannon
What is REAL! (Is this insinuating the child is the messiah? What kind of hubris...)
Timeless Margot Cannon
What is fake but was really funny to me?
Zion Mixolydian Cannon
What is... REAL? Imagine being named Zion Mixolydian, and having a sibling in the "normal" name category... wild!
Lacey Fame Cannon
What is fake? Very clearly fake. (except honestly? he would name a child Fame)
Wyld Fire Cannon
What is a fake name based on the famous horse-themed Michael Murphey song?
Powerful Queen Cannon
What is REAL!? Subtlety is dead with Nick. This kiddo is probably vibing
Saturday Kwame-Amma Cassiel Cannon
What is just the word "saturday" in four languages? Very fake!
Beautiful Zeppelin Cannon
WHAT IS REAL. THIS ONE IS SO FUNNY TO ME (And is one of the names that sparked this whole thing)
Kiara Heart Cannon
What is fake?
Superhero Boss Cannon
what is so obviously fake? Would make sense for him though!
Legendary Love Cannon
what is REAL?? Poor kid, honestly. The amount of jokes this kid must face about their "legendary love cannon" is terrifying, but also? if this wasn't a real child's life, this would have been so camp!!!!
Nickelodeon Sponsor Cannon
What is so obviously fake? (But would also kind of be a slay)
Zillion Heir Cannon
WHAT IS REAL! Like, this is so funny to me? Essentially just naming your child nepo baby??? Very iconic, very camp, but yikes for that child if they want to live a relatively normal life oops