Tools
This tool is purchased for one specific project and then mysteriously disappears forever.
What is a 10mm socket?
Which Book of Mormon prophet built a boat despite having zero shipbuilding experience?
Who is Nephi?
This father built an ark to save his family from the flood.
Who is Noah?
This sport is often called "America's Pastime."
What is baseball?
What chore magically becomes more urgent when your spouse notices it?
What is any chore?
According to every dad, what tool can solve almost any problem?
What is duct tape/WD40?
Who was the first person baptized after the restoration of the Aaronic Priesthood?
Who is Oliver Cowdery?
This faithful father was willing to sacrifice his son Isaac when commanded by God.
Who is Abraham?
In this sport, a player can score a touchdown worth 6 points.
What is football?
Parents often discover this chore was not completed when their bare foot finds a LEGO in the middle of the night.
What is picking up toys?
This tool measures whether a bolt is "tight enough" without relying on the official dad method of "one more grunt."
What is a torque wrench?
Name the three degrees of glory.
What are the Celestial, Terrestrial, and Telestial Kingdoms?
This father gave his son Joseph a coat of many colors.
Who is Jacob?
This sport has terms like birdie, eagle, and bogey.
What is golf?
What chore requires moving a pile from one location to another without actually getting rid of anything?
What is organizing/laundry?
This tool's job is to find the wall stud that somehow always seems to be two inches away from where you guessed. / Many men have jokingly pointed this tool at their chest and proudly announced, "Yep, it works!"
What is a stud finder?
What section of the Doctrine and Covenants contains the Word of Wisdom?
What is Section 89?
This Book of Mormon father taught his sons before leaving Jerusalem and encouraged them to return for the brass plates.
Who is Lehi?
This sport features a Stanley Cup, a puck, and players skating on ice.
What is hockey?
What chore has the highest chance of causing a debate between spouses?
What is loading the dishwasher?
This tool is owned by almost every dad, used for almost every project, and is somehow never where he left it.
What is a tape measure?
Which apostle replaced Judas Iscariot?
Who is Matthias?
This father in the Book of Mormon prayed for his wayward son and later rejoiced when he became a great missionary.
Who is Alma the Elder?
Many dads become instant professional referees while watching this from their couch.
What is any sporting event? 😆
What is the most powerful cleaning tool in any home?
What is having company coming over?