Again...really?
A close analysis of sanity
Classroom crimes
Due yesterday
100

Which Standard English teacher loves to combine classes the most? 

(Bonus Point: Why so?) 

Mr Drain

(Bonus: So he can have moral support.)

100

What face does Miss Williams pull the most? (🤨😒😑🥴)

😒 or 😑

100

Who rage baits Miss Williams the most?

Nicholas. Maybe Oli. Yep, I'll take either of those.

100

Who has visited our class Schoolbox page the most during Year 12?


(Bonus: Closest guess to the correct number)

Lara 


(Bonus: 280 times as of yesterday)

200

Who is most likely to ask if we can play a game in the first 2 minutes of a lesson?

Jaron for suuuure

200

How many students has Miss Williams taught for 3 years straight?

5

200

What does Miss Williams do when the class is not listening and she needs to speak?

Counts down, passively aggressively stands silently waiting, and/or 'stop talking'

200

Who has visited our Schoolbox page the least this year?


(Bonus: Guess the number)

Mika


(Bonus: It says 'yet to visit')

300

How many times this year has Nicky been on time to class?

If it is a number I can count with one hand, well done, correct.

300

On average how many phone calls has Miss Williams made to our classes parents per term?

2 (you know who you are)

300

How many times has Michael tried to sneak into Mrs Magee’s class and hoped no one would notice?

(Bonus Point: In what circumstances did he almost get away with it?)

2...that we know of (Bonus Point: usually after combining classes for a notification or results)

300

Who has Miss Williams awarded the most merits in Year 12?

(Bonus: How many? Closest guess)

Yashica and Jess

(Bonus: 10 each)

400

Who sent this email to Miss Williams? 

"hellllooo, 

I feel like throughout my essays i am repeating my self when i say "titus and his friends" over and over again, is that okay or how else can i say this? 


silly question but i'm SpiRaLinG"

Kisten

400

What is the most embarrassing thing Miss Williams has done in front of the class?

Spelling (more often than it should be)

400

How many business calls has Oli taken during class?

2...that we know of

400

Which Standard student’s handwriting does Miss Williams most struggle to mark?

(Double trouble: x1 points if you guess who's class, x2 points if you guess the student)

Miss Magee's - George

500

How many selfies have the girls taken on Ms Williams stolen phone (over the course of 2 years)

6, lets have a look shall we?

500

What is Miss Williams’ favourite class memory?

The teaching Demon Shark in the Shark hat (then making Maia wear it)

500

Who was it that got caught watching something on their laptop when (which they had positioned on the floor under their desk) when Miss Williams turned the lights off and their face started glowing in the dark?

Heath (may he live long and prosper)

500

How many Winton multimodals did your teachers mark where students were shirtless? (Yes, really)

2 (they will not be named and shamed...publicly)