“WHAT STATE AM I THO?” (Riddles)
I’m the Sunshine State, where Mickey Mouse stays lit.
What is Florida?
The Cornhuskers State has lots of rizz.
What is Nebraska?
Charleston is a dance, but it's not South Carolina's capital
What is Columbia?
The Tarheel State is responsible for an N.B.A. Goat.
What is North Carolina?
I’m where the Liberty Bell stays, but I’m not a state.
What is Pennsylvania → Harrisburg (capital)?
I’m shaped like a mitten, and I touch 4 of the Great Lakes, no cap.
What is Michigan?
I’m the capital of Texas, but I stay weird and proud.
What is Austin?
I sound like a city in Texas, but I’m actually a capital in NM.
What is Santa Fe?
The Aloha State (but we're talking mainland capitals only—trick alert).
What is Honolulu (state capital, Hawaii)?
Las Vegas gets all the hype, but I run Nevada.
What Carson City?
I’m the biggest state, icy, but I stay chill—literally.
What is Alaska?
I’m chillin’ in Colorado with mountain views for days.
What is Denver?
I'm NOT Portland, but I am Oregon's capital.
What is Salem?
The Garden State capital
What is New Jersey?
I’m the capital of a state shaped like a boot (not Italy).
What is Baton Rouge (Louisiana)?
I’m known for Hollywood flexing and tech bros vibin’.
What is California?
I’m the capital of South Dakota and sound like somebody’s uncle.
What is Pierre?
I’m not Seattle, I’m the capital of Washington State.
What is Olympia?
The Peach State capital.
What is Atlanta?
I’m small but important, I’m Delaware’s capital.
What is Dover?
I got the Grand Canyon and the heat that hits different.
What is Arizona?
I’m the capital of Illinois, not Chicago (don’t get cooked).
What is Springfield?
I’m NOT Miami, I’m Florida’s capital.
What is Tallahassee?
The Beehive State capital.
What is Salt Lake City?
I’m the capital of Massachusetts, where tea party history hits.
What is Boston?