I'm Something Of A Scientist Myself
What is the process called when water changes from a liquid to a gas due to heat?
Evaporation
A big ol’ touchscreen that made boomers say, “Wait, it’s not a laptop?”
iPad - Released 2010
Aerophobia
Real - Fear of Flying
A guy gets superpowers and immediately uses them for revenge, violence, and fourth-wall breaking. Basically if Bugs Bunny and John Wick had a baby.
Deadpool
What lights the sky each day but never stays the night?
The Sun
What percentage of the human body is made up of water?
About 60%
*Double THAT Noodle*
Where you learned how to triple jump, drift a kart, and accidentally throw your controller.
Nintendo 64 – Released 1996
Thalassophobia
Real - Fear of deep water or the ocean
Man gets job at fancy green space cult, gets a glow stick, and fights a evil space cloud.
Green Lantern
What moves faster than anything you see, but never casts a shadow?
Light
What is the chemical formula of water, and what elements is it made from?
H₂O – two hydrogen atoms and one oxygen atom
The MP3 player that made you feel like a tech god… with 4 GB of pure emotional bangers.
iPod Mini – Released 2004
Velocimotophobia
Fake
Hot guy and older guy switch bodies. One is confused. The other is Ryan Reynolds. Chaos ensues.
The Change-Up
What makes a sound so loud it shakes the air, yet has no voice at all?
Thunder
Why does ice float on water, even though it’s a solid?
Ice is less dense than liquid water
When strapping a screen to your face finally felt like the future and not just a weird sci-fi movie.
PlayStation VR – Released 2016
Hodophobia
Real - Fear of traveling or road trips.
Estranged father and son reconnect after dad is reincarnated as a tiny, sarcastic mammal with a caffeine problem.
Detective Pikachu
What moves in silence through the sky, pulls oceans without a touch, and only shows its face in phases?
The Moon
What is the term for the underground layer of water-bearing rock or material that stores groundwater?
Aquifer
Not just a console—a DVD player, a cultural monument, and possibly your first heartbreak.
5. PlayStation 2 – Released 2000
Scooteraphobia
Fake
One man. One coffin. Ninety minutes of talking. No spandex. No jokes. Just sand, stress, and signal bars.
Buried
What strikes without warning, leaves no trace of itself, and never hits the same place twice?
Lightning