Cardingle

Carter Opps

100

Bullied Since Childhood - Due to Age, was able to bully Carter for longer than Loren

Mallory

200

Randomly decided to spread heinous rumors about my dear girlfriend Kaiya and I for no good reason and has a septum piercing

Denali Harps

300

Is a terrible person and a weirdo who is maybe the single most virtue signaling person ever. Also confessed her love to me when I clearly wanted Kaiya and then later said she was actually lying and was a lesbian

Eva Bultmann

400

Unjustly took my iPad, left hate comments on my instagram posts, and is generally a jerkwad

Deric Newton

500

Broke my TV at the village

Harrison's friend Travis

Super Mega Mouthsplosion

100

I tell people I'm allergic to this food because I hate it so much

Shrimp

200

One time I wanted to skip school so I tried to eat this to make myself sick

M&M Wrapper

300

What did I eat on my first date with Kaiya

Canes

400

Carter attends a gas station between 10am-4pm! What does he get?

Pacific Punch Monster and a Caramello

500

What I get for $6.34 at E.A.T.S UVU

2 Scoops of Scrambled Eggs, 2 Scoops of Potatoes, and 2 slices of French toast

Schooling Adventures

100

Name the 2 people to ever best me in reading counts points

Brina Nguyen and Jessica Starkey

200

Who rape kissed me in 1st grade

Andie Layne

300

What did Ethan Arlow say after he was rape kissed in 1st grade?

"This mouth is for my mom only!"

400

Name my 3 Best Friends Who Moved in 3 consecutive years

Gus, Ethan Arlow, Joseph Sandy

500

What grade did Carter's favorite teacher teach him in?

Trick Question: Mrs. Pearson taught me in Sophomore AND Senior year.

Super Mega Audiosplosion

100

What song did I sing as a child

Love Story/Life is a Highway/Etc.

200

Name any 2 of the first 5 artists that Carter got a vinyl from

Counting Crows, Billy Joel, Kid Cudi, Sufjan Stevens, and The Strokes

300

What band did I think Bob Dylan was a part of

The Rolling Stones

400

Who is Carter's favorite musical artist

Elliott Smith

500

What is the last song I listened to

Powerful Man - Alex G

Carter's Friends

100

"I am so proud of my super fast speedy sexy boyfriend"

Kaiya Marlow

200

"Baseball is dead but the 2025 Cubs will revive it"

Griffin McMullen

300

"UVU should beat Stanford unless they trot out the Massey, Vavrina, Bell Big 3 (led by captain Souza-Kenzie)"

Jack Holland

400

"It was shabbat of course BYU won"

Annie Walker

500

"This breakfast burrito bouta smack like some 1980s crack"

Javier Salazar