True or False
True :)
What is Carls favorite color?
Orange
“ My back hair is ___ “
“ My Back hair is dyslexic “
- Carl 2023
What are Emma’s lucky number and why?
14- It was her address, and her bus number
8- Because it was her Dads number
7- because in 2nd grade her number wa 7, and 7x2= 14
How old was Dad when he “graduated”?
16 I think?
Dad has told Emma to go into the kitchen where she belongs.
True ; thanks for that dad 😭
What is Carls favorite sport?
Ballet 😍🩰
jk
Soccer 😂
“ I like white fish because ___”
“ I like white fish because I am racist”
- Carl 2023
What was Emma’s first word?
Ball
When did Carl first get married?
September 9, 2006??
Dad has flipped Abuela off accidentally 😱
False :)
She would’ve beaten him up
What is Carls favorite food?
Pizza
“ Remember ___? That’s me in real life “
“ Remember Dory? That’s me in real life “
- Carl 2023
Name 5 contact names Erin has been under in Emma’s phone ;)
Puerto Rican, Maid, My Master, Spanish lady, My fav illegal, The mexican flag, Duolingos accompliss, Mum, mi madre
Why does Dad like the number 8
Because it is his favorite baseball player ( Cal Ripken ) ‘s jersey number.
True or False: Dad had been an Alcoholic for 1 day :)
True
Who is Dad’s favorite person?
Jack……
Jack Daniels 💀💀💀
“ Sometimes when you have a ___ in your family , you need to speak loudly “
“ Sometimes, when you have a Cory in your family, you need to speak loudly”
What day did Emma get her first phone?
August 12, 2022
Name 5 contact names that Emma has put dad under ;)
Pops, the father, Carle, Carol, Gonnorhea, Whitey, The short one, Not the lorax, My fav Colonizer, My personal bank
True or False: Emma caused dad to run a red light when she was 5
True
What time was Carls first child born?
8:46 p.m on April 8, 2010
Emma - “ Taylor Swift released 9 albums in 5 years “
Dad- “ She needs to ___ “
“ She needs to take a nap “
- Carl 2024
When watching a family movie night, Carl said “ Look! Emma, it’s your favorite “. What was he refering to?
I will show the photo 😑
How tall is Dad?
5”11 ; the only man in history to not round up . Proud of you Dad