True or False Pre-K-12 teachers form the largest occupational group in the United States.
What is: True
How did student answer this question?
What is:
A Math teacher asks what is the answer to question number 19 then immediately gets upset at him/herself. Why does the teacher get upset.
What is: because she accidentally said the answer while trying to ask the question. Bonus Fact: This happens at Carstens 16 times a day?
Which is a real rapper on the billboard top 100?
Lil Blurry or Lil Eazzyy
What is: Either answer is correct! Both in the top 25
Michi-Gun
What is: A Fake Place
True or False May 8 is National Teacher Appreciation Day
What is False: its Actually May 7th
Teachers:
Says we have an assignment do in 6 weeks
Send Reminder to Parents at 5 weeks
Students share project ideas at 2 weeks
Send reminder to students 1 week before!
What does student say?
What is: Wait! we had something due tomorrow?
Student is silently mouthing/ pretending that their audio doesn't work but the teacher know that the audio works. How does the teacher know?
What is: because the student's parents are having a full discussion in the background! And the dog is barking!
True Story: But student didn't realize this because they are wearing headphones!
Student For Translate: If student says "You do too Much". What does that mean?
What is: You are an excellent teacher that goes above and beyond!
also accepted: My teacher is not paid enough for what you do!
Flo-rida
What is: A Rapper
True or False 94% of teachers buy school supplies using there own money?
What is: True
How did a student answer this question?
Student calls you and says their computer's audio works during class but never works during the morning meeting assembly. What does teacher say to help?
What is: tell your 4 brothers and sister who are sitting right next to you to unplug their headphones!
True Carstens Story
That is this a picture of?
What is: Teachers at the end of their virtual work day!
Also Accept: Zombies from Walking Dead Show
Or: People who took the Covid-19 vaccination
Juice World
What is: A Rapper
True or False: 20 % of teachers have an additional job on top of teaching
What is: False
30% of teacher have an additional job!
Trick Question
How did student answer this question?
The question that main office staff answers 100 times a day?
What is: When are we opening again?
Daniel Tiger a cartoon character that is based on What Children's show from your childhood?
Mr. Rogers Neighborhood
Swiss Banks
What is: A Fake Place
True or False: 88% of American say their teachers have significantly impacted their lives
What is: True
Student Definition of BRB and Teacher Definition of BRB
What is: Be right back
and
Be right back in the same grade next year if you don't get back here and do your work.
This is why paranoid Carsten's teachers do not like stairs?
What is: Because they are always "up" to something!
Which Rapper owns a horse?
Megan the Stallion
MC Hammer
Little Nas X
What is: MC Hammer
Has a horse named "Dance Floor" that ran in the Kentucky Derby
French Montana
What is: A Rapper