Dad Jokes
How did the picture end up in jail?
It was framed
How many books are in the bible?
66
On what day did the Japanese bomb Pearl Harbor?
December 7th, 1941
Stupid is as stupid does...
Forest Gump
Who got a ticket for parking at a strip bar?
I'm reading a horror book in braille. Something bad is going to happen...
I can feel it
How many sons did Jacob have?
12
What is the only mammal that can fly?
Bat
Say hello to my little friend...
Scarface
That blinkin'...etc.
Mema
What days of the week are the strongest?
Saturday and Sunday...the rest are weekdays.
Who wrote the book of Acts?
Luke
What is the capital city of Canada?
Ottawa
I have seen stalks of corn with better physique...
Hacksaw Ridge
Gets patted down at every amusement park that he/she visits?
Uncle Ed
I found a wooden shoe in my toilet today...
It was clogged
Who explicitly broke all ten commandments at one time?
Moses
What is the national animal of Scotland?
Unicorn
I can say anything I want right now...I'm gonna get an ant tattoo
The Bee Movie
Who got ran off a golf course for fishing...and rode away on girly bicycles?
John Gill, Ed Gill, and Richard Gill
Have you heard about those new corduroy pillows?
They're making headlines
On which day did God create the sun, moon, and stars?
Day 4
What is Chandler Bing's middle name?
Muriel
Nobody puts baby in a corner
Dirty Dancing
Who slept walk and took a dump on the side porch steps?
Walker