What Not to Buy (FNS)
“It’s 5 o’clock somewhere”
Beer/Wine/Liquor (Alcohol)
“Good tidings we bring to you and your kin.”
We wish you a merry Christmas and Happy New Year.
JoAnn, Carol Lynn, Rosemary
Specified People
The baker made a boy one day. Who leapt from the oven ready to play
Gingerbread Man
DAILY DOUBLE!! FNS Household of 2. One is a class F drug felon and the other was released from prison today for a class I drug felony
$0
DAILY DOUBLE!!
“I may be 44, but I still wet the bed”
Adult Diapers
“Deck the halls with boughs of holly”
Fa la la la la, la la la la
I am 18 years old, go to college full-time, unemployed, and eat more than anyone in the home
Ineligible student
Country, Glazed, Prosciutto, Smithfield, Black Forest, Smoked…the list goes on and on
Ham
My only utility is my $300/mo cell phone bill
$42
HOT NOW! Krispy Kreme Original Glazed
Hot foods
DAILY DOUBLE!! “It's the most wonderful time of the year
With the kids jingle belling
And everyone telling you be of good cheer”
It's the most wonderful time of the year
I am the first person listed on the case from left to right in NC Fast
Head of Household
The gift you give to tell someone you don’t like them without telling them you don’t like them
Fruit Cake
An eligible nothing from nothing 1-person FNS household approved for FNS benefits
$298
“For God’s sake, NC, get with the times and legalize it, already!”
Weed/Marijuana
Joy to the world! The Lord is come
Let earth receive her King!
Let every heart prepare Him room
DAILY DOUBLE!!! I am a Class ZZZ drug felon
Permanently disqualified person
This red jelly-like sauce pairs well with turkey, chicken, pork and duck!
Cranberry Sauce
FNS Household of 3 (2 adults, 1 child). Everyone is counted. Everyone is eligible. No one works.
$785
“I love Fido just as much as I love my kids”
Pet food
On the sixth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Six geese a-laying
I live in the home and earn 65k/yr but the head of household doesn’t even know my name
Absent Parent
DAILY DOUBLE!! Eat too many of these delicious satanic delights for dinner and it is likely you will be sleeping alone that night
Deviled Eggs
Despite paying $2400/mo rent and heating/cooling, without any specified people in your FNS household, the best we can do is
$744