Dad is in the other room giggling like a schoolgirl.
Who is he on the phone with?
a) Mitch Stapley
b) Darnell Targosz
c) Mike Gilmore
d) Bob Pomeroy
C) Mike Gilmore
What did Mom say when the butter started exploding in the microwave?
a) Don't do that!
b) Heavens to Betsy!
c) Oh jeez stop!
d) My word!
c) Oh jeez stop!
Which is NOT one of the three G's of Forest Hills?
a) Ghetto
b) Gated
c) Grateful
d) Gifted
c) Grateful
BONUS: which are Central/Northern/Eastern? Give out 1 drink for each correct.
What was Aunt Kathy's license plate and IG handle?
a) 2fundogs
b) 1funmom
c) 4funkids
d) 1crzygrl
b) 1funmom
What perfectly good appliance did Mom throw away?
a) Microwave
b) Toaster Oven
c) Keurig
d) Blender
a) Microwave
Who is that lady who calls us sometimes?
a) Mrs. Nancy
b) Mrs. Kathy
c) Mrs. Kass
d) Mrs. Celeste
a) Mrs. Nancy
"The toy maker is a ____"
a) Predator
b) Pirate
c) Lover
d) Toy maker
d) Toy maker
BONUS: give a drink if you know who said it
Where did Josh have a mental breakdown because he didn't want to tour another old castle or church?
a) Poland
b) Russia
c) Germany
d) Ireland
d) Ireland
A hobo once sang about which year?
a) 1773
b) 1864
c) 1912
d) 1826
d) 1826
Where does Dad get his Christmas presents from?
a) Amazon
b) CVS
c) Meijer
d) Walgreens
d) Walgreens
Who does NOT have a Watermark membership?
a) Crazy Irene
b) Lap Lady
c) Tan Tumnus Lady
d) Miss Marlene
d) Miss Marlene
What is Mima's response when she doesn't like a rule in a game?
a) That's bogus
b) That's stupid
c) That's ridiculous
d) That's dumb
b) That's stupid
In which city did we see trick or treaters when it wasn't even halloween?
a) San Francisco
b) San Jose
c) San Diego
d) San Antonio
a) San Francisco
How many EXTRA teeth have the Cassadys had in total?
a) one
b) two
c) three
d) four
b) two
What does Mima need printed RIGHT NOW! HURRY!
a) Shopping List
b) Restaurant Menu
c) Mapquest Directions
d) Boarding Pass
d) Boarding Pass
Who is NOT a WWE wrestler?
a) Taylor Swift
b) Poopy Fart
c) Tan Tumnus
d) The "Hobosrock" Hobo
b) Poopy Fart
BONUS: name another Cassady-created WWE wrestler to give a drink
"Today you are going to see some very _____ dancers"
a) aesthetic
b) artistic
c) anorexic
d) autistic
d) autistic
BONUS: give a drink if you know who said it
Where is Alicia Fox from?
a) Rowdy Howdy, TX
b) Koopa Troopa, CA
c) Meep Moop, NY
d) Bodda Bedja, FL
d) Bodda Bedja, FL
How many laps does Becky make us run?
a) 16
b) 24
c) 38
d) 52
d) 52
BONUS: what does Becky do while we run laps?
Give a drink for correct answer
Polly is on the couch, covered in every blanket and pillow in the room.
What is this called?
a) Chateau du Polly
b) Polly's Barricade
c) Fort Polly
d) the Polly Palace
c) Fort Polly
BONUS: social in honor of Polly
Which teacher is NOT a member of the Tan Pants Club?
a) Babs Meyers
b) Brent Sloop
c) Pat Buyze
d) Becky Olson
a) Babs Meyers
Which is NOT a J3 Lesson™?
a) Never shake a baby
b) Don't stand up in a boat
c) Never tease a weasel
d) Don't play with fireworks
d) Don't play with fireworks
What did we call Polly's spot under Mom and Dad's bed?
a) The Bunker
b) Underground Railroad
c) Secret Annex
d) Alcatraz
c) Secret Annex
How old is Crazy Irene's dog, Lucy?
a) 1
b) 13
c) 19
d)105
c) 19
John pried part of Katrina's dinner out of Polly's mouth, and Katrina continued to eat it. What was it?
a) Hot dog bun
b) Crescent roll
c) Hamburger bun
d) Hawaiian roll
a) Hot dog bun