Eww gross!
These can be acquired via fleas or mice. All kittens should be treated for these at least once. Adults are treated based on lifestyle factors.
Tapeworms
Two girls ate dinner together. They both ordered iced tea. One girl drank them very fast and had finished five in the time it took the other to drink just one. The girl who drank one died while the other survived. All the drinks were poisoned. How did the girl survive?
The poison was in the ice.
While many humans find the these two aromas invigorating in the morning, these two similar products can cause vomiting, diarrhea, panting, excessive thirst and urination, hyperactivity, abnormal heart rhythm, tremors, seizures and even death. Similarly results in children!
Chocolate and Coffee
With a wicked and conniving personality, just like her stepmother and step sisters, his plots typically involve sabotaging her bloodhound Bruno, and perusing the chateau's mice in attempts to devour them.
Lucifer
What month of the year has 28 days?
All of them!
These little guys cause skin disease and make us itchy just thinking about them. We should pop a cap in all their... mouths.
Fleas
A man was found dead with a cassette recorder in one hand and a gun in the other. When the police came in, they immediately pressed the play button on the cassette. He said "I have nothing else to live for. I can't go on," then the sound of the gunshot. After listening to the cassette tape, the police knew that it was not a suicide, but a homicide. How did they know?
The cassette tape had been rewound for the police.
This synthetic pheromone can provide a calm comfort to your cat!
Feliway
Adorable in his wellingtons, this outlaw knows how to yield a sword as well as Inigo Montoya.
Puss in Boots
What does up but never comes down?
Your age!
You may spot some head shaking if these little guys have infiltrated the ear canal. I love to watch them swimming under the microscope.
Ear Mites
A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms: The first is full of raging fires; the second, assassins with loaded guns; and the third, lions who haven't eaten in 3 years. Which room is the safest?
The lions are all dead having starved to death.
Kittens have this many deciduous teeth, which start to come in at age 2-3 weeks until 2-3 months of age. Their molars do not develop until their permanent teeth come in.
26 baby teeth
Inspired by the British Shorthair, this mischievous character is tells Alice, "I'm not crazy; my reality is just different from yours."
The Cheshire Cat
What has many keys but can't open a single lock?
A piano!
Even smaller than fleas and live on your felines skin, causing itching and irritation. Don't let them get in your hair!
Lice
A man murders his wife with a knife in their car. Nobody is around to see this. He throws her out of the car being careful not to leave any fingerprints on her body. Next he throws the knife off of a cliff into a gorge where it will never be found and then goes home. An hour later the police call him and tell him that his wife has been murdered and he needs to come to the scene of the rime immediately! As soon as he arrives, he is arrested. How did they know he did it?
The police didn't tell him where the scene of the crime was.
Causing gingivitis, gum recession and bone loss, this tan, thick substance consists of saliva, bacteria and food particles.
Plaque
This beloved tabby skulks around Hogwarts in search of misbehaving students.
Mrs. Norris
What has a head and a tail but no body?
A coin!
It's a lung disease despite it's name, and often carried by mosquitoes. More common in the southern states, some animals need weeks and weeks of treatment to eradicate them from their system.
Heartworm
A man is found murdered on a Sunday morning. His wife calls the police, who questions the wife and the staff, and are given the following alibis: The wife says she was sleeping, the butler was cleaning the closet, the gardener was piking vegetables, the maid was getting the mail, and the cook was preparing breakfast. Immediately the police arrest the murderer! Who did it and how did the police know?
The maid! There is no mail on Sundays!
Originating from Feline Coronavirus, this mutation now has a cure approved by the USDA so that you don't have to purchase the treatment off the black market!
FIP
Dr. Evil's hairless companion is nearly as evil as his owner. After all, when he gets upset, people die!
Mr. Bigglesworth
While on my way to St. Ives, I saw a man with 7 wives. Each wife had 7 sacks. Each sack had 7 cats. Each cat had 7 kittens. Kitten, cats, sacks, wives, How many were going to St. Ives?
Just one, me.