What does it look like?
if a fleshlight and a tulip had a baby
Weepinbell
Every entry is talking about how cute it is and how much it likes the moon.
Clefairy (literally all of them)
I'd give it a good snack, a big hug, and some patience until it's happy again.
Morpeko
16303
Vaporeon
just a goofy little guy
Sableye
swimming rock
Relicanth
Angry beard, angry hands, kind heart.
Emboar (Black)
Google search: "where to buy industrial strength ant farm?"
Durant
36761 (this is the record)
Gardevoir
one tooth, seven dicks
Cradily
it's literally just sperm
IT CRIES WHEN IT'S SCARED TO WARN ITS FRIENDS!? WHAT A LITTLE CUTIE!
Wishiwashi (Shield)
I'd climb to the top of the crater and watch it do its thing (and maybe wrap its hands so I don't get slashed)
Mega Garchomp
271
Magikarp
cunty walking slug
Scolipede
this little guy is too young to be in COD lobbies but with the same amount of angy
Tyrogue
Omg we're published!! Only took a gagillion years.
Sandy Shocks (Violet)
I'd brush her hair and light her candle every morning so she can look her best all autumn long.
Super Gourgeist
8607
Pikachu
Terrakion
okay so blue goo but in full armor??? with a mani/pedi???
Carracosta
THIS THING CAN DO A 60 MILE AN HOUR ROLL!?
Whirlipede (Sword)
Google search: "local noise restriction for bands and birds"
Trumbeak
4
Hisuian Avalugg
mountain sprinkler
Volcanion