NO BRAIN NO GAIN
SAID SPIN CYCLE IS SOLAR.
WHO IS GALILEO GALILEI?
THIS PLANT GARB REPLACED.
WHAT IS THE FIG LEAF?
FRENCH CATHOLIC RE-REVOLT.
WHAT IS WAR IN THE VENDÉE?
WHERE FALLEN ANGELS CAST OUT.
WHAT IS HEAVEN?
DIME DROPPER OF DOZEN.
WHO IS JUDAS ISCARIOT?
ONE WHO EXPLAINS, NOT EXCUSER.
WHAT IS AN APOLOGIST?
WISHED FOR LESS POP MUSIC.
WHO IS POPE GREGORY THE GREAT?
LAST BIBLE BATTLE.
WHAT IS ARMAGEDDON?
WHERE MOSES IS SHOELESS.
WHAT IS ON HOLY GROUND?
10 CONCUBINES LOVED HIS HAIR.
WHO IS ABSALOM?
ROMANS ROLLED THIS NUMBER IF A QUINCUNX.
WHAT IS A FIVE?
FASHION TREND FOR FAVORED SON.
WHAT IS A COAT OF MANY COLORS?
HE LED 300 CRACKPOTS.
WHO WAS GIDEON?
FLYING JOSEPH'S TOWN.
WHAT IS CUPERTINO, ITALY?
SAID GOOD GUY, NOT GOD GUY.
WHO IS ARIUS?
THIS WISE MAN'S SAYINGS.
WHAT ARE SOLOMON'S PROVERBS?
CLOAK TOO NICE TO CUT.
WHAT IS CHRIST'S SEAMLESS GARMENT?
JESUS SAID LIVE BY THIS, DIE BY THIS.
WHAT IS THE SWORD?
WHERE NOT TO MAKE BANK.
WHAT IS UNDER A ROCK.
SAID GOOD GUY NOT GOD GUY.
WHO IS ARIUS?
SAID HIS WORK WAS DUNG.
WHO IS THOMAS AQUINAS?
JACINTA GAVE THIS ACTIVITY UP AS PENANCE.
WHAT IS DANCING?
WATER ISSUES KILLED THIS 8TH CRUSADER KING.
WHO IS KING LOUIS IX?
SWALLOWS COME BACK TO NAMESAKE'S TOWN.
WHAT IS SAN JUAN CAPISTRANO?
GROUND DOWN FOR TRAITORING.
WHO IS DATHAN?