Catholic Puns
What a religious sister says when she wants you to stop being nosey
It's nun of your business
He started the Knights of Columbus
Fr. Michael McGivney
Moses received the Ten Commandments on this mountain
The flat metal container used to carry communion to the sick
A pyx
"Our hearts are restless until they rest in thee O Lord"
St. Augustine
A member of the Church who can't settle down in one place
A roman Catholic
She founded the 2nd Order of the Franciscans
St. Clare of Assisi
Jesus was transfigured before Peter, James, and John here.
Mount Tabor
These three Stations of the Cross recall Christ's falls
3, 7 & 9
In answer to a fateful question he said: "I am a Catholic priest"
St. Maximilian Kolbe
What a probate judge says to a lawyer when finally settling an estate
They will be done
He founded the Carthusians
St. Bruno
Medieval knights and dames founded a contemplative order on this mountain in northern Israel near where Elijah the prophet lived
Mount Carmel
He was the second pope
St. Linus
To her sister Rosa when the Nazis came: "Come, we are going for our people."
St. Edith Stein
What is a dentist's favorite Christian hymn?
Crown him with many crowns
The Salesians were founded by this saint
St. John Bosco
The elevated point at the southwest corner of the old city of Jerusalem, and a synonym for Jerusalem itself
Mount Zion (or Sion)
The name of the outermost garment worn by a priest at Mass
Chasuble
A 19th century intellectual saint wrote "To be deep in history it to cease to be Protestant"
St. John Henry Newman
Because he was shot in the temple
St. Jean Baptiste de la Salle founded this teaching order
The Christian Brothers
The hill rising just east of Jerusalem, at the base of which is the garden of Gethsemanie
The Mount of Olives
Church candles must be made of at least 51% of this
Beeswax
"Yes. I forgive Alesandro with all my heart and I want him with me in heaven forever."
St. Maria Goretti