Funny
Eating Taco Bell.
What causes a bad day in the bathroom?
Missing an important meeting or event.
What is not setting reminders for appointments?
Eating Food.
What is the cause of using the bathroom?
I attempted to be productive on a Monday.
What causes the universe to conspire against me, resulting in an epic battle between my ambitions and an unexpected Netflix binge?
You decide to cram the night before a big project is due.
What results in a last-minute creation that looks suspiciously like a last-minute creation?
Using the last square of toilet paper.
Forgetting to buy groceries.
What results in a last-minute trip to the store for just a few essentials?
Increased consumption of sugary drinks.
What is the leading cause of rising obesity rates?
Finding a new podcast (Talk Tuah).
What causes you to lose track of time as you dive into episode after episode?
You accidentally call your teacher "Mom".
What creates a moment of silence followed by a lot of suppressed laughter?
You try to assemble IKEA furniture without instructions.
What results in a creative sculpture that vaguely resembles a chair?
Needing to rewash everything due to that musty smell.
Marinating meat before grilling.
What can cause enhanced flavor and tenderness in meat.
You try to start a conversation with your crush.
What causes a word jumble that makes you sound like you're speaking another language?
You forget your phone at home.
What causes you to feel like you've lost your lifeline and leads to awkward eye contact with classmates?
You decide to take a shortcut through the park.
What leads to a surprise attack from a flock a geese that clearly have no chill?
Not watering your plants.
What results in your plants looking wilted and sad?
Salmonella: three causes
what are raw eggs, raw chicken, unpasteurized milk, and flour?
You changed the Wi-Fi password.
What results in a search for the sacred text (router) and the ensuing sacrifice in a feeble attempt to regain your internet access?
You volunteer to lead a group project.
What results in you doing 90% of the work while everyone else gets the credit?
You wave at someone who isn't waving back.
What results in an awkward shuffle and a sudden interest in your shoes?
Not checking your bank account before making a purchase.
What results in a surprising overdraft fee on your statement?
Cooking vegetables at high temperatures.
What is the cause of nutrient loss and change in texture of vegetables?
I bought a plant to improve my air quality
What causes you to commit to a lifelong relationship with something that silently judges your inability to keep it alive?
You procrastinate on a group project until the night before.
What leads to frantic texts and a "team effort" that looks suspiciously like a solo project?