Crimes of Fashion
Moments of 2025
Holiday Cheer
100

In the film Nacho Libre, Nacho tells Chancho that sometimes men wear these pants in their room for fun.

Stretchy Pants

100

These plushy monsters with sharp teeth, large ears and a scruffy appearance became the hottest item on the market. 

Labubu

100

This countdown to Christmas is often filled with small treats and gifts.

Advent Calendar

200

Guillermo once attempted enforcing a dress code, specifically citing these two fabrics to never be worn together.

Linen and Wool

200

The 2025 super bowl champion E-A-G-L-E-S fanbase uses this three word chant to cheer on their team. 

Fly Eagles Fly 

(but they can't fly in lightning #BoltUp)

200

Kwanza celebrations including lighting candles of these three colors.

Red, Black, and Green

300

The increase of remote court appearances has made some attorneys become too relaxed on their attire. In a pinch? Try out this method done by our favorite former criminal attorney Regus neighbor. 

Printing out a tie and taping it to your shirt.

300

Chicago's history got a whole lot richer this year when the new Pope holding this papel name was chosen.

Pope Leo [XIV]

400

In 1997 this legendary fashion designer was shot and killed at point blank range. 20 years later FX premiered a limited series retelling the tale. 

Gianni Versace

400

The top box office film of the year was described as a bizarre cubic wonderland.

A Minecraft Movie