Crimes of Fashion
Moments of 2025
Christmas
Eat, Drink, Be Merry
100

In the film Nacho Libre, Nacho tells Chancho that sometimes men wear these pants in their room for fun.

Stretchy Pants

100

These plushy monsters with sharp teeth, large ears and a scruffy appearance became the hottest item on the market. 

Labubu

100

This countdown to Christmas is often filled with small treats and gifts.

Advent Calendar

100

Molly secured this item twice this year for happy hour outings.

G's credit card 

200

Guillermo once attempted enforcing a dress code, specifically citing these two fabrics to never be worn together.

Linen and Wool

200

The 2025 super bowl champion E-A-G-L-E-S fanbase uses this three word chant to cheer on their team. 

Fly Eagles Fly 

(but they can't fly in lightning #BoltUp)

200

This media company loved by many (but not as much as our dear Erin Duffey) has produced 300+ Christmas movies since 2000.

Hallmark

200

This savory sandwich is graced with a depiction of a savior. 

Grilled Chees-us 

300
Feeling chill? Wear one of these outfits to lounge around in. Maybe even wear it to the office on Friendsgiving. 
Matching Sweat Set
300

Chicago's history got a whole lot richer this year when the new Pope holding this papel name was chosen.

Pope Leo [XIV]

300

These two artists are known in pop culture as the current Mother and Father of Christmas music.

Mariah Carey and Michael Bublé 

300

This corner restaurant was the most frequented happy hour for Constangy employees in 2025

Piedra Santa

400

The increase of remote court appearances has made some attorneys become too relaxed on their attire. In a pinch? Try out this method done by our favorite former criminal attorney Regus neighbor. 

Printing out a tie and taping it to your shirt. Will also accept printing out a shirt and tie and taping it. Any print and tape answer.

400

The top box office film of the year was described as a bizarre cubic wonderland.

A Minecraft Movie

400

The Grinch was the award winner for this award he described as the "Whoobie-Whatie" award. 

Holiday Cheermeister

400

This is THE after hours drink of the year... don't forget to chug. 

Mind Eraser