Drew’s News
A message to Faraz: When this team loses, America wins
What is the Dallas Cowboys
Chancellor of this university announced she will be stepping down in May, likely due to the controversy surrounding the removal of Silent Sam
What is UNC-Chapel Hill?
1. During a drug trial in New York City, it was revealed that a $100 million bribe was allegedly paid to the former president of this country 2. Kirsten Gillibrand announced she was running for president on this person’s show last night
What is Mexicolbert
This lawmaker will be leading a session tomorrow for Democratic Congress members on how to use Twitter
Who is Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
After purchasing 300 fast food meals for the Clemson football team, Trump instead went to tweet about this made-up food being served in the White House
What are hamberders?
A woman in this state was banned from Walmart after she was found riding an electric cart while drinking wine out a Pringles can at 6:30AM
What is Texas
A Florida man allegedly threatened to kill his neighbor with this, though this time it was the name of his machete
What is kindness?
An artist in this South African country has set up an art installation in the desert that will play Toto’s Africa on loop for eternity
What is Namibia
This aptly-named Ohio legislator was elected Speaker of the Ohio House of Representatives for a second time in his career
Who is Rep. Larry Householder?
In this South American country, the world’s loneliest frog, thought to be the last of his kind and nicknamed Romeo, has met his Juliet after 10 years of solitude in an aquarium, following a scientific expedition into a remote rain forest
What is Bolivia
Amidst the government shutdown, trees at Joshua Tree National Park have been found to be destroyed and vandalized with this number (which happens to be Liz's area code)
What is the 419?