Disney
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Famous Quotes
100

This jolly guy wears red, lives at the North Pole, and definitely violates modern air-traffic laws every December.

WHO IS Santa Clause

100

This is why six was afraid of seven. 

WHAT IS because seven ate nine? 

100

This is why you can't tell an egg a joke.

WHAT IS because it will crack up

100

Boise is the capital of this state.

WHAT IS Idaho

100

"I'll be back" is a quote made in a famous movie by this actor. 

WHO IS Arnold Schwarzenegger?

200

This reindeer’s glowing nose proves that being different can literally save Christmas.  

WHO IS Rudolph

200

This type of spaghetti is considered fake.

WHAT DO you call an Impasta.

200

This type of tree fits in your hands. 

WHAT IS a palm tree? 

200

This state is known as the "Show Me" state. 

WHAT IS Missouri

200

“To infinity … and beyond!” is a quote made by a character in a Disney movie.

WHO IS Buzz Lightyear

300

his plant is hung in doorways to encourage awkward holiday romance and forced family affection.

WHAT IS THE Wreath?

300

This is why skeletons don't fight each other?

WHAT IS they don't have guts. 

300

This is a name you would call someone with no body and no nose. 

WHAT IS Nobody Knows

300

The Girl Scouts was founded in this state. 

WHAT IS Georgia

300

“Just keep swimming!” was a quote this character said repeatedly in a Disney movie.  

WHO IS Dora 

400

These baked treats mysteriously disappear faster than Santa can say “Ho, ho, ho.”

WHAT ARE cookies

400

This is the reason why the bicycle fell over?

WHAT IS because it was two-tired.

400

This is what you would call a fake noodle.

WHAT IS an im-pasta?

400

The Los Angeles Lakers were based in this state prior to California

WHAT IS Minnesota

400

"You miss 100 percent of the shots you don't take" is a quote.

WHO IS Wayne Gretzky

500

This was the first Pixar movie. 

WHAT IS Toy Story

500

This is the reason why the scarecrow won an award?

WHAT IS because he was outstanding in his field.

500

This is the reason why the math book was so sad.  

WHAT IS because all of it's problems

500

The title of a popular Post Malone song about a yellow plant is the name of the capital of this state.

WHAT IS Kansas

500

"All that glitters is not gold" quote was inspired by this writer.

WHO IS William Shakespeare