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100

The building that everyone gets lost in during first year

What is Kerr Hall?

100

Greatest joke course of your academic career at TMU

What is CEN100?

100

A uniform beam walks into a bar. The barman asks: “What would you like, sir?” The beam replies:

 "Ummm… just give me a moment.”

100

The tallest free-standing structure between 1975 to 2007

What is the CN Tower?

100

An engineer's favourite colour

What is purple?

200

Worst Tim Hortons on Campus

What is Victoria Street

200

The mathematical equation describing the motion of an incompressible viscous fluid

What is Navier-Stokes Equation?

200

The FULL NAME of our beloved CVL 420 and CVL 313 professor

Who is Dr. Khandaker Mohammed Anwar Hossain?                   

200

A world renowned structure in Europe that is a combination of intricate steel lattice and art

What is the Eiffel Tower?

200

The civil professor with a 3.8 rating on ‘Ratemyprofessor’

Who is Dr. Medhat Shehata?

300

Sketchiest intersection in Toronto

What is Jane & Finch?

300

The Ratio of Unit-Stress to Unit Strain

What is Modulus of Elasticity?

300

How much does a civil engineer earn?

Enough to make lands meet.

300

The name of the technique used for building tunnels for subways and roads under an existing road using a box

Box-Pushing Technique

300

The national engineering month

What is March?

400

Toronto's finest brown boy ever (Hint: Tamhid’s best friend)

 Who is CITYBOYJJ?

400

At exactly 6:48 AM on an analog clock, the number of degrees formed by the hour hand and the minute hand is what (hint: its an acute angle and every hour is 30°)

What is 84°?

400

Why do engineers REFUSE to play hide and seek?

They always leave concrete evidence.

400

The world's longest underwater tunnel between England and France

What is Channel Tunnel?

400

When Ryerson University was the name of our university, the old name of the Civil Engineering Course Union was

What is Ryerson Society for Civil Engineering

500

The parody of a Plain White T’s song released this year

What is WAH GWAN DELILAH?

500

The solution to the following integral ∫ excosx dx is what (hint: dont forget the C)

what is (exsinx)/2 + (excosx)/2 + C?

500

Why was the structural engineer always so calm?

Because they had all their STRESSES under control?

500

The name of the designer of The Willis Tower in Chicago who also introduced tubular design

Who is Fazlur Rahman Khan?

500

This chemical admixture is added to achieve a 20% - 30% lower water-to-cement ratio and gain a higher strength of concrete

what is high range water reducer (superplasticizer)?