Riddles
Why did I go golfing with two pairs of pants on?
Just in case I get a hole in 1.
What turns everything around but does not move?
A mirror
If you have me you want to share me, if you share me you won't have me. What am I?
A secret
The person who makes it has no need of it; the person who buys it has no use for it. The person who uses it can neither see nor feel it. What is it?
What has many teeth, but can’t bite?
a comb
What has to be broken before you can use it?
An egg!
The day before yesterday I was 21, and next year I will be 24. When is my birthday?
December 31; today is January 1.
A bus driver goes the wrong way on a one way street. He passes the cops but they don't stop him. Why?
He was walking.
It is always in front of you but can’t be seen.
future
I exist only when there is direct light but direct light kills me. What am I
A shadow
Why did the grandma put wheels on her rocking chair?
Because she likes to rock and roll!
What is harder to catch the faster you run?
Your breath
I have lakes with no water, mountains with no stone and cities with no buildings. What am I?
A map
You heard me before, yet you hear me again. Then I die, 'til you call me again.
echo?
what can you catch but not throw
A cold
What can fill a room but take up no space?
What word is always pronounced wrong?
Wrong
What question can you never answer yet to?
Are you asleep yet?
What gets whiter the dirtier that it gets?
A chalkboard
What has hands, but can’t clap?
a clock
What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?
A promise.
I start with M, end with X, and have never ending amount of letters. What am I?
Mailbox
What invention lets you look through a wall?
A window.
Where does today come before yesterday?
The dictionary
I’m tall when I’m young, and I’m short when I’m old. What am I?
A candle.