John Travolta
Tom Brady
Mark Zuckerberg
Queen Elizabeth II
Dwayne Johnson
100

Mr. Travolta works in Customer Service, and he's trying to track down whoever coded cycle C6 last week. He comes to check with our office, but our cycles are only named with these two letters.

What are U and V?

100

Word on the street is that MSG Brady might be retiring next year. If he moved back to California upon retiring, Brady would have this amount of time from his DOS to submit a travel voucher for reimbursement.

What is 1 year?

100

Mark's appearance before this legislative body in 2018 was initially meant to address the Cambridge Analytica data scandal. However, the internet latched onto his weird alien/robot-like behavior instead.

What is Congress?

100

By checking this line on MMPA we can find SGM Windsor's full government name, WINDSOR ELIZABETH ALEXANDRA MARY.

What is the MC line?

100

1LT Johnson admits during his one-on-one that his funds are a little low and he can't afford to fly himself back to his home of record. We direct Johnson to this Ft Bliss office in Building 504 for a government transportation ticket.

What is Carlson Wagonlit?

200

PFC Travolta served as an Army Culinary Specialist for 8 years until he was involved in a horrific pancake flipping accident. Considering that Travolta will be medically retiring, his SPD code will likely start with these two letters.

What are SE?

200

Tom Brady's got Thanos beat with this impressive number of championship rings won over his career.

What is 7?

200

SPC Zuckerberg was an FTOP, so he is being proxy cleared by SGT Travolta. The proxy brought in his DD214 worksheet, his orders, his DA31, his DA5960, and filled out an info sheet. However, we still need one additional document before we stamp SPC Zuckerberg's clearing papers.

What is a proxy memo?

200

In classic British monarchy fashion, the Queen is actually related to her late husband. They were third cousins.

Who is Prince Philip?

200

The Rock alludes to his maternal heritage in this line of his rap verse in Tech N9ne's "Face Off,"

"Black and ________ in my veins, my culture bangin' with Strange
I change the game so what's my ******* name?" 

What is Samoan?

300

SFC Travolta tried to request a religious exemption in response to the COVID Vaccine mandate. However, the Army does not recognize Scientology, so SSG Travolta will now be discharged "generally, under honorable conditions." This character of service reads on the N7 line as DISCHARGE-TYPE __.

What is 2?

300

SGT Brady is "very knowledgeable" about Finance, and he is absolutely positive that his BAH is supposed to change to reflect his terminal leave location. Based on our January AMPO training, we should refer 1SG Brady to his S-1 so that they can put together the waiver packet that then gets elevated all the way to this office to be approved.

What is Army G-1?

300

This is PV2 Zuckerberg's first time filing taxes, and he didn't know he needed to save his W-2. If he were to call our office, we could direct him to this page on the DFAS website for W-2 re-issues.

What is AskDFAS?

300

Not only is the Queen exempt from getting a British passport, as they are issued in her own name, but she is only person in the UK who is not required to have a ____________.

What is driver's license?

300

CPT Johnson recently took the ACFT, and as he was knocking out his knee tucks, the equipment collapsed under the stress of his massive size. CPT Johnson is now being medically separated with Disability Severance Pay based on 163 months. When he comes to clear, we already know we need to correct his N7, because Transitions only codes up to _____ months.

What is 144?

400

Arguably the silliest film to ever succeed critically and commercially, 1997's Face/Off has Travolta playing an FBI agent who literally switches faces with his arch nemesis, a homicidal sociopath played by this actor.

Who is Nicolas Cage?

400

Brady is notorious for following an incredibly strict health regimen, including going to sleep by this time every night. (+- 30 min)

What is 8:30pm?
400

While the 2010 film The Social Network was based off Zuckerberg's creation of Facebook, he stated in an interview that the drama depicted is largely fictional. However, he did acknowledge that the wardrobe for the actor playing him was entirely accurate.

Who is Jesse Eisenberg?

400

SFC Windsor is receiving Involuntary Separation Pay because she's been around for ages, she just couldn't make rank. However, the time in service listed in Transition's records do not match MMPA. In order to get her Separation Pay, SFC Windsor will need to submit this DA Form to MilPay Review, for computation of time in service.

What is DA Form 1506?

400

We just cancelled and restarted CSM Johnson's terminal leave, in order to process his later sign-out. We can verify that his original SB line was cancelled by checking for either "ENTRY CLOSED-Z" or "ACTN-__".

What is ACTN-06?

500

In the opening episode of Oprah's final season, she invited her entire audience on a trip to Australia, with John Travolta serving as the _______ on the trip.

What is pilot?

500

SGT Brady married Gisele a year ago and moved off-post, but his meal deductions were not stopped correctly. Now, he's brought us his 4187 to get those missed meals refunded. When pre-coding his PI03 transactions, the fiscal year, rank changes, and _________ must be taken into consideration.

What are periods of leave?

500

Mark is an outspoken fan of this mediocre BBQ sauce.

500

SPC Windsor was scheduled to PCS to Ft Drum, but right before she began her move, she was called back to her unit and her chapter process was initiated. We see evidence of this situation in her unusual LC code.

What is LC 9999?

500

On October 22, 2017 Mr. Johnson revealed what the Rock was, in fact, cooking... this decadent French dessert (which is essentially a tower of cream puffs).

What is croquembouche?