Holidays
This sleeper of a holiday begins with someone waking up a rodent.
What is Groundhog's Day?
This is Sharon's cat's name.
What is Kit-kat?
"I entered a pun contest. I submitted 10 of my best puns to see if any would be a win. However, ______."
What is: "no pun in ten did..."
MVDRS stands for this.
What is the Maryland Violent Death Reporting System?
"Cliff-a-rona" refers to this.
What is Cliff's face painted on a pumpkin?
Charlie Brown got this item while trick-or-treating.
What is a rock?
These are Grace's dogs' names.
What are Rusty and Emma?
Kid: "I'll call you later." Dad: "____."
What is: "Just call me dad?"
EPHT stands for this.
What is Environmental Public Health Tracking?
COVID-19 was discovered in this year.
What is 2019?
Cliff-mas is the combination of these two events occurring on December 25.
What are Christmas and Cliff's birthday?
"Blue" is this dog's middle name. His first name is actually this.
What is Donnie?
Dad to kids at dinner: "I would tell you my pizza joke but it's just too ___."
What is "Cheesy?"
SUDORS stands for this.
What is the State Unintentional Drug Overdose Reporting System?
This holiday, invented by CEOIE in 2021, is now celebrated on the first Wednesday in May.
What is National Dessert for Breakfast Day?
If anyone in CEOIE gets a pet fish, CEOIE will plan this event to celebrate it.
What is a fish shower?
"Why did the bicycle keep falling over? Because ___"
What is: "It was two tired?"
OHI stands for this.
What are Occupational Health Indicators?
This is the current minimum age to receive a COVID vaccine
What is 12?
Charlie Brown was assigned this book to read over winter break.
What is War and Peace?
Cliff is allergic to most pets. Georgette thinks he'd do well with this type of pet.
What is a pet rock?
"What do you call a man who tells dad jokes but isn't a dad? He is a ___."
What is a "faux pa?"
CEOIE stands for this.
What is the Center for Environmental, Occupational, and Injury Epidemiology?
Based on 2019 mortality statistics, Georgette anticipates that in 2020, coronavirus will be be the ___ most common cause of death.
What is 3rd?
(after heart disease and cancer)