What did I call tractors when I was little
Tators
How did I break my scooter and bust my knuckles
I went flying off the curb
What was I for Halloween
A bottle of ranch
Are you my best friend
Absolutely
What is my favorite subject
Geography
Were you my first friend
True
Why do I have a scar on my shoulder
My sister pushed me into a chair and there was a little needle
What's my best costume
My costume this year
Who is the fakest friend I have
Ridge
What's my least favorite subject
Math and science
How did we become friends
Playing with blocks
Why don't I play soccer anymore
A kid slide tackled me and nearly broke my shin
Why do kids look at me like I'm a mainiac
Because in second grade I did a frontflip off the monkeybars
How many REAL friends do I have
3
What type of math am I worse at
Subtracting
What's the scariest thing I did in preschool
Pulled the fire alarm
What's the worst thing that ever happened to me
I was riding my bike when my foot got caught in the chain and it got all twisted
Why does my mom make me sleep in pajamas to bed
Because while it was 12 degrees outside I sleepwalked out of the house
Why do I bully Knox and vera
To make them better and tougher
When am I most big brain
When I'm plotting against my sister
Why do I hate going on stage
Because when I was little instead of saying oh no a bear I said oh no a chair
Why do I hate batting cages
You guessed it
Why do we have an alarm system
I sleepwalk and sometimes got out
Why am I not very excited about my birthday
Because I always get socks or something
Because they had my sister and they are surprised I'm smarter