I am sad and confused
Why are there so many dumb questions?
Why teachers lose their minds at a young age
Making student's lives miserable. One student at a time.
If your butt is not broken, why does it have a crack in it?
Things described badly!
100
A person who is unable to read or write.
What is illiterate?
100
India is noted for being the world's largest __________.
100
One reason that labor costs are lower in India.
What is the large size of its workforce?
What is the cost of living is lower?
100
The country that is responsible for making English the second dominant language in India.
What is Great Britain?
100
This is a reason why not all Indian children attend school.
What is they are too tired from working to help family earn money?
100
You stop going to the place that made you tired for money and start staying home to be tired for free. You trade in your alarm clock for early bird specials and become professionally committed to watching weather reports and yelling at commercials. People give you a cake, you leave forever, and then your calendar becomes just one long weekend where pants are optional, and time is measured in naps and doctor appointments. You’re technically free, but somehow busier than ever.
What is retirement?
200
The practice of hiring someone outside of a company to do work that was once done inside the company.
What is to outsource?
200
This country is the only one that has a larger population than India.
What is China?
200
One reason why Indians want informational technology jobs.
What is the relative higher pay?
What is the working conditions?
200
This is why English is so widely spoken and understood in India.
What is Great Britain colonized India and stayed until 1947?
200
This institution was founded in 1951.
200
A flippable breakfast frisbee made of sweet cement, cooked until it looks like a golden sponge that gave up halfway through becoming bread. You pour sugary tree sap on it and sometimes throw fruit or butter on top just to feel fancy. It’s like cake, but sad and flat.
What is a pancake?
300
This is the average cost of basic necessities, such as food, clothing, and shelter in a particular place or country.
What is cost of living?
300
The two main religions in India.
What is Hinduism and Islam?
300
This is one of the reasons that America outsources informational technology jobs to India.
What is the lower cost of labor?
What is the good English skills?
What is that they are highly trained?
300
This is the language of business and government.
What is English?
300
This when highly educated people leave their country to find work in another country.
What is brain drain?
300
A square man made of Legos with commitment issues punches a tree until he builds an entire civilization overnight. Then he fights off exploding cacti, teleporting Slendermen, and skeletons with perfect aim, all while refusing to sleep in a bed he made himself. Eventually, he travels to a purple void to aggressively stare at a dragon until it dies from confusion. No one speaks. No one blinks. It’s art.
What is the Minecraft movie?
400
When a country can offer services more cheaply or effectively than competing countries.
What is comparative advantage?
400
The amount of hours between our time zone and Bangalore's time zone.
What is 9.5 hours?
400
This is India's official language.
What is Hindi?
400
This is why many Indian speaking students take English classes prior to getting work in call centers.
What is they want to sound more American?
400
This is what S.T.E.A.M. stands for.
What is science, technology, engineering, art, and mathematics?
400
Invisible angry bees that live in your walls and run really fast through metal spaghetti. You don’t see them, but they’re always there, buzzing around and doing mysterious chores These bees only move if you make a circle called a circuit, but if you break the circle, they get mad and stop helping.
What is electricity?
500
The overall level of comfort and well-being of a group or a country.
What is standard of living?
500
For thousands of years, Indian society has been divided into many groups, which make it difficult for people in lower levels to be successful.
What is the caste system?
500
The percentage of Indians that are illiterate.
What is 25%?
500
The fraction or percentage of Indians that speak Hindi.
What is 2/5 or 40%?
500
Many Indians see this as their ticket to a good job.
What is education?
500
A small, angry child is accidentally abandoned by his entire family, who are too busy being chaotic to notice. Instead of calling the cops when two cartoonish criminals try to rob his house, he turns into a miniature Batman with access to marbles, paint cans, and an alarming knowledge of improvised warfare. The bad guys repeatedly walk directly into obvious traps like it’s their job—because it is. Family returns, everyone acts like nothing happened. Christmas!
What is Home Alone?