Mayhem on Mill
A church near and dear to our heart
What is Church on Mill?
The lights shine bright, the curtain’s drawn,I live for the stage from dusk ‘til dawn. My scripts are long, my budget is tight, yet somehow I still miss my cue on opening night. While others take tests and stress over grades, I’m perfecting my bow and not getting paid.
What is Theater?
The powerhouse of the cell
What is the Mitochondria?
"I gave up on life altogether. I've forgotten what the good life is like"
What is Lamentations? (Lamentations 3:16)
In this decade, memes became communication, influencers became jobs, and eating Tide Pods became a headline.
Homeless, traffic, and bars – oh my! This place features everything Tempe has to offer.
I do not create life, yet I make things move. I bend metal, shape energy, and give logic to tools. From the deepest seas to the stars up high, my work is what lets humanity fly. Though my fields are many and my tasks are vast, without me, civilization would never last.
What is Engineering?
The fifth planet from the sun
What is Jupiter?
"We've been to hell and back. We've nowhere to turn, nowhere to go. Rivers of tears pour from my eyes."
What is Lamentations? (Lamentations 3:47-48)
MTV launched, Pac-Man hit arcades, and leg warmers were the fashion trend in this decade.
What is the 1980's?
This city in Wisconsin is known for Harley-Davidson, breweries, and frozen custard
Where is Milwaukee?
My handshake is firm, my network is strong, my weekends are loud, and my nights are long. Supply and demand guide my every move, but so does the house with the best party groove. While others stress over essays and grades, I’m busy choosing which color crayon to shade.
What is Business?
A Mathematical abbreviation for the order of operations (Bonus Points for what each letter stands for)
PEMDAS Parentheses, Exponents, Multiplication/Division, Addition/Subtraction
"Long were the nights when my days once revolved around you."
Who is Taylor Swift? (Song "Dear John")
In this decade, disco ruled the clubs, "Star Wars" premiered in theaters, and kids begged for pet rocks.
What is the 1970's?
Converts a cool summer’s breeze into rotational energy useful for grinding grain or producing electricity
I read your mind, but not in the way you think, I analyze thoughts while you sip your drink. My essays are endless, my textbooks are dense, yet somehow, people still say it’s ‘common sense.’ While others do math or design something new, I’m diagnosing why they do what they do.
What is Psychology?
The collective name for the first ten amendments of the US Constitution
What is the Bill of Rights?
"I remember it all—oh, how well I remember—the feeling of hitting the bottom"
What is Lamentations? (Lamentations 3:20)
This decade gave us Beanie Babies, Tamagotchis, and the unforgettable sound of a dial-up modem
What is the 1990's?
A company providing a “balanced breakfast” of Lucky Charms, Cheerios, and Cinnamon Toast Crunch
What is General Mills?
I measure the moving and name the still, mark lines man made and those nature willed. Shaped by time yet shaping fate, I chart the past, present, and what we create.
What is Geography?
This punctuation mark shares its name with an English university and is used just before the conjunction in a list.
What is the Oxford Comma?
"These walls that they put up to hold us back will fall down....The time will come for us to finally win. And we'll sing hallelujah. We'll sing hallelujah."
Who is Taylor Swift (Song "Change")?
This decade began with prosperity that later crashed on Black Tuesday.
What is the 1920's?