Who Said It? (family edition)
BILK!
Nechama
“Happiness can be found, even in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light.”
The total number of YEARS when adding the ages of all the children in this family?
51 (16+16+11+8+0)
lie about showering?
Moshe
If there was enough oil found to last one day, then the miracle was only seven days...why do we celebrate for eight?
(many answers)
"once in a lifetime opportunity!" (Matisyahu music blasting)
Zadie
I am Esav your first born
Yaakov
Noach will be how old at Chaya's bas mitzvah?
23
add something to her "to do list" after she already did it, just so she could cross it off?
Mommy
Which of the Avos lived the longest?
Yitzchak - 180
OH STAN!
Bubbie
You're stupid and mean
Nechama
Total number of (current) aunts and uncles)?
7 (Rachel, Shauna, Sara, Sheri, Rob, Ira, Efrem)
Spend most of motzi Shabbos in the bathroom?
Abba
What connection is there between Esther and Sarah?
Sarah lived 127 years, and Esther ruled over 127 countries
"I'm going to throw a car at your head, Bubbie!" (this was probably said, or at least thought)
Noach
Four score and seven years ago...
Abraham Lincoln
Total number of candles lit by the GIRLS of the family over the entire Chanukah (assuming they both light every night - include the shamash)?
88
2 x (2+3+4+5+6+7+8+9)
become President of the United States?
Noach (sorry Adina - you were born in Canada)
Which parshios contains the Aseres HaDibros?
Yisro and V'eschanan
"I thought we were telling camp stories!"
Moshe
“I do not deal in dreams. I deal in destiny.”
Maleficent
How many months older is Mommy than Abba
7
smile because she loves her family and is also starting to spit up?
Chaya Malka
If you forget me, you have to repeat Shemonah Esrei, but not by Maariv...
Ya'aleh v'yavo