Blazin
This original blazed talmid fell out of favor to make room on the van to snow tubing
Mond
What 3 FULL bottles/cans of these different items go into the parve cholent
1 BBQ Sauce
1 LaChoy Soy Sauce
1-2 Soda Cans
This sleeping genius actually has 2 cool nicknames
The Wizard of Ez
The Grenemer
This 10th grader has the only nickname pre-Rabbi Frankel that have 2 of the same letters
Avraham "BoBs" Bobrow
This 10th grade Talmid broke up the 11th grade Monopoly in the back of the classroom.
Rafi Ettinger
This mega blazed talmid has loads of "related" Chayn
David Nojovitz
Which 12th grader scrapes our fleishige cholent tin pan?
The Prez
This talmud is known as Paul G. Statler
Rafael Ettinger
They don't call him Slick Nick for nothing
Yoni Dubrow
The 3 members of the (Ped)ROW gang
Bobrow
Dubrow
Eyebrow
This Blazed Talmid has the best tan in North America
Leib Hirsch
How many seconds of salt go into our Parve cholent?
12.5
His fans call him Waldorf Grada"M
Daniel Morris
This talmid has a yiddish first name and tutors the Z guys illegally
Yeedle Gontz
Ever since he started put his finger on the place, this talmid has become a Gemara genius.
Menachem Maxwell
This Elite Mega Blazed talmid loves to hijack Gemara shiur
Zevi Sullivan
This was the secret code for the gemara reading test
Fleishige Cholent 2029
This talmid had his name literally cut in half
Jey!
This "other member" of the infamous Youth Minyan is named after a country.
Shalom "Moscow" Moskowitz
This future super Jew already signed up for shana bet in Israel
Jacob Springer
This super blazed talmid has the most cavities in the SI Teen Minyan and is way to happy
Elya "Gushers" Gottlieb
Which rebbe comes most to "hock" with us during our parve cholent eating time?
This talmids single initial strikes fear even in Rav Ruby.
Yonah "R"
In the gym they call him the "bump"
Tzvi "Esrog" Cohen
Has not taken a Halacha test since 5th grade
JJ