Millennial Trauma
This store was so dark you needed night-vision goggles just to find a shirt, yet we STILL went in because not shopping there basically felt like social suicide — even though every “must-have” tee cost your entire allowance.
What is Hollister?
A casual way of saying “nope, not happening” often sounds like this.
NAH
This character killed his own brother for clout and then blamed a child.
Who is Scar
They're grrrrrrreat!
What is frosted flakes
This two-word phrase was his favorite accusation toward journalists he didn’t agree with.
What is "fake news"
Before Spotify, we risked viruses, FBI arrest, and our family computer’s life to download one song using THIS website.
What is LimeWire?
This small, hesitant utterance often fills awkward pauses or uncertainty.
UH
This toxic depressed character accidentally starts climate change but calls it “finding myself.”
Who is Elsa
With a name like ______ it has to be good
What is Smucker's
During the 2016 debate against Hillary Clinton, he delivered this now-legendary viral line suggesting she’d be headed somewhere other than the White House under his administration.
What is the phrase "Because you’d be in jail."
The platform where middle schoolers and high schoolers used to chat — the place where the door opening sound sent your heart racing, dramatic screen names like “xXSweetAngel92Xx” were your whole personality, and friendships could end instantly over someone replying “k.”
What is AIM
A strong, muscular, good looking man is often described as this.
Hunk
Girl gets kidnapped for years and the second she touches grass she trusts a criminal with her entire life.
Who is Rapunzel
Your not you when your hungry
What is snickers
This promise involved a multi-billion-dollar structure, a very long border, and a firm belief that the neighboring nation would somehow foot the bill.
“We will build the wall, and Mexico will pay for it.”
This was the ONLY form of entertainment we had before smartphones — the pixelated torture device we played in doctors’ offices, carpool lines, and every class where we were one boredom episode away from collapsing.
What is Snake on the Nokia?
When someone secretly accesses information they shouldn’t be able to reach, they do this.
Hack
This character refused to grow up and kidnapped other people’s kids to feel better about his life choices.
Who is Peter pan
The quicker picker upper
What is Bounty
He became a meme when he advised a reporter to ask this country about the virus, adding a long musical note at the end of the name.
CHINAAA
This was the only game where throwing snowballs at strangers counted as “social interaction and owning a rare puffle was the 2007 equivalent of driving a Lamborghini.”
What is Club Penguin
An ancient warrior-ruler from Central Asia might hold this title.
KHAN
This character's entire personality is flexing, eating raw eggs, and trying to marry a girl who has clearly blocked him in her mind.
Who is Gaston
Are you in good hands?
What is allstate
This word gained fame not because of its meaning, but because of its theatrical vowel stretch that he used to describe something massive.
"HUGE" "yuge"