who am i/we
fill the blank
chanukah
jokes
family
100

I’m small, I’m round, I spin all day,
I tell you if your gelt will stay. What am I? 

👉 A dreidel

100

Im something that gives light but also  gives privacy

what am i 

window shades

100

what was the chanukah mirical.  

the oil burned for 8 days 

100

whats the real chanukah mirical?

whats the real chanukah mirical?

100

@mendel offical may be profettional that may be true but someone else is catching up that almost 4 time 2?

mendel hecht 

200

Two siblings argue both day and night,
Their voices rise fast, they’re ready to fight.
When trouble appears, the blame’s not the same —
One’s always in trouble, one dodges the blame.
Who are these two, this duo of strife,
Where one gets punished and one lives the life?

chana [gets blamed]and leah [lives life]

200

chana is organized but _______ still has her levaler 

mommy

200

This treat is eaten on Chanukah and magically leaves sugar everywhere mendel goes.

 doughnut 

200

Why don’t we give expensive gifts on Chanukah?
 

Because it’s the holiday of miracles, not credit card bills.

200

papa turns all 90% into 100% _______ turns a tap on the back into a terrorist attack

leah

300

I last for eight nights, but I’m not a vacation.
I shine really bright and need no explanation. What am I?

👉 A menorah

300

the oldest piece of chewing gum is _____ many years old


9,000

300

latkes wherennt always potato? what where they

cheese

300

Why do Jewish parents love Chanukah so much?

Because it’s the only holiday where kids get eight chances to behave.

300

Papa is messy but knows where everything is_____________ a neat freak and cant find the important things

mommy

400

i like to keep things for years and year and when there old i cry tears and tears and my mother whos is garbage fan just takes it right out of my hand to throw into the grabage. who am i 

GOLDA

400

a __________ wiegh over 1000000 pounds

a clooud

400

where in the world is there a menorah made from lava?

iceland

400

What’s Leah’s real Chanukah miracle?
 

when chana goes to a friend for all 8 nights 

400

Why did the fashionable parents skip the camping trip?

They only know how to do two things: arrive at the party just as it ends, and "accidentally" spoil their kids with way too many treats

500

I cause a stir both night and day,
But no one tells me “Stop that, hey!”
And one more thing, just so you know—
Cracking knuckles? Not my show.

leah 

500

elaphents are pregnant for ______ months? 

HINT: roughly 670 days-16, 072 hours

22

500

wher does it mention chanukah in the torah 

no where 

500

what does mommy call leahs latke toppings 

loads of love.............................................................................................................................................................................AND DRAMA

500

saveing this for the last question

sing together driedel driedel driedel...




in all sieriousness thanks mommy and papa for making it the best chanukah yet!