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Inspired Cinema
Inspired Cinema
A battlecry for Pelton as his blasts record time in record time.
What is "JEEEESUS WEPT"?
"All the lonely Starbucks lovers" were confused by the Pennsylvanian popstar in this octo-platinum certified hit
What is "Blank Space" by Taylor Swift?
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Who is David Cross?
The number of Planet Fitness Staff T-shirts he owned. No, he never worked there.
What is 5?
The total number of men named Kaden I met in Utah.
What is 14?
Star of the original Tron and a reboot returnee.
Who is Jeff Bridges?
These actual lyrics sounded more like "I'm farting carrots." And the record itself failed to reach gold certification.
What is "I'm 14 carat"?
At 56, he accepted a random facebook request from a 15 year old boy and stole that child's profile picture.
Who is David Gary? (my second cousin)
The only candy bar he ever tried. If only he hadn't found it on a movie theater floor.
What is a Snickers?
The title of my first YouTube video upload.
What is "Peeny Pain"?
Subtitled as the protagonist's crusade, this film's poor reception cancelled a planned threequel. Why would anyone pay money to pretend doing yard work?
What is "Lawnmower Man 2: Beyond Cyberspace -- Jobe's War"?
Although he married his wife while still attending the University of Dubuque, rumors of a relationship with Elton John surrounded this actor for decades.
Who is Tony Danza?
This is my third favorite color.
What is purple?
A Tennessee judge rejected his name change request to this calcium-rich mononym.
What is milk?
The only moniker DJ Khaled has officially stopped using.
What is "Arab Attack"?
I have only watched this movie in reverse.
What is Her?
These lyrics are often misheard as directions to a nearby lavatory in one of Creedence Clearwater Revival's classics.
What is "there's a bad moon on the rise"?
Bud Light Chelada Clamatos™ inhibit this David from living up to his last name. He's certainly no Alfred.
Who is David Butler?
Visiting these on a Sunday was among his favorite pastimes, but only if he got to wear the "Let's get high and deny Christ" shirt.
What are Pentecostal Churches?
This film, featuring Shia Lebeouf and a fleet of humanoid robots, was nominated for Best Visual Effects at the 77th academy awards in 2004.
What is "I, Robot"?
I just nominated this fresh short film for a slot in next years Reel Rock. But with no director or cast, who would receive an award?
What is "The Frost"?
This made-up word is frequently misheard as "Bruce" in The Electric Light Orchestra's song "Don't Bring Me Down."
What is "Groos"?
This David was banned from Facebook for a post that read "Threesomes and steroids, money can buy happiness." Including photos may have been a mistake.
Who is David Slaton?
His magnum opus.
What is a fake PhD diploma from NYU?
Anticipated answers to this question ranged from "I guess" to "no that's gay lol."
What is "Will you marry me?"