Rhyme Time
Double Z
Why is Mtn Dew Like That
Traumatizing Children's Media
Before and After
100

A hard-to-find grizzly.

Rare bear

100

Americans eat 350 slices of this Italian dish per second.

Pizza

100

This test flavor of Mtn Dew has yet to have a wide release, despite fans craving its savory, dill-flavored spin on the Mtn Dew flavor.

Mtn Dew Pickle

100

This 1995 movie about a fantasy board game starts with a scene where a kid accidentally rolls the dice and gets sucked into the game while screaming in terror, and disappears for 26 years, causing me to get kicked out of my playdate because I demanded the movie be immediately stopped and we do something else.

Jumanji

100

A mother and daughter magically switch bodies and live a day in each other's shoes at Camp Crystal Lake, where they are stalked by an unknown assailant with a striking resemblance to Jason Vorhees.

Freaky Friday the 13th

200

A small indentation in the cheek that isn't too complex.

Simple dimple

200

Melissa Viviane Jefferson, better known as this, lived out of her car for a year before rising through the music industry with anthems like "Truth Hurts" and "Good as Hell".

Lizzo

200

Mtn Dew's 2021 holiday offering Gingerbread Snap'd, featured an artificial molasses flavoring, and was inexplicably this color.

White

200

The pilot episode of this children's educational cartoon featured a small child's face getting frozen after removing his space helmet on Pluto, a haunting image that has remained in my psyche for years (I still avoid trips to space).

The Magic School Bus

200

The time traveling Time Lord must link up with the Baha Men to craft the biggest summer hit of the millennium.

Doctor Who Let the Dogs Out

300

A rock with a more advanced age.

Older boulder
300

This semi-soft Italian cheese is stretched and kneaded extensively by hand to create its smooth consistency.

Mozzarella

300

Cans of Cake-Smash Mtn Dew were given out at Mall of America's 29th birthday in 2021, and its artificial flavor was so bad it never made it into stores. (The pandemic was also to blame.)

Birthday cake

300

This 1984 fantasy film decided to include a scene where the protagonist's horse gets stuck in the Swamp of Sadness, and becomes so depressed that he refuses to leave the swamp and lets himself drown, which was a lot for eight-year-old me to handle.

The NeverEnding Story

300

Rihanna's husband teams up with a flying squirrel and a dimwitted but good-natured moose in this classic cartoon.

A$AP Rocky and Bullwinkle

400

Fashion based on nerd culture.

Geek chic

400

This architectural term refers to an intermediate floor which doesn't cover the entire floorspace of a building. (Some of our venues feature these.)

Mezzanine

400

Fruit Quake Dew, an artificially flavored attempt at this holiday confection, was quickly discontinued after Mtn Dew fans described it as undrinkable.

Fruitcake

400

This animated movie about a group of household appliances who go on a journey to reunite with their owner features multiple scarring moments, including a song number with sentient cars singing about how worthless they are before being scrapped in a junkyard, and a nightmare involving an evil clown that I legitimately forgot was in the movie until someone had to remind me about it.

The Brave Little Toaster

400

History's greatest playwright is young, out of ideas and short of cash, and must search for inspiration on a luxury dating reality show.

Shakespeare in Love Island

500

An ordinary citizen that hangs out in outdoor park shelters.

Pavilion civilian

500

A person who steals money from their employer through fraud is guilty of this crime.

Embezzlement

500

Marketed as "The Official Drink of Hell", this polarizing limited-edition flavor combined the brand's classic sweet citrus base with this spicy cheesy snack food.

Flamin' Hot Cheetos

500

This groundbreaking film mixed neo-noir live action with animated characters from Looney Toons and Disney, which is probably why my parents thought it would be acceptable for me to watch it, but no one could prepare me for the scene when an innocent cartoon shoe is melted alive in acid.

Who Framed Roger Rabbit?

500

When Llewelyn Moss stumbles across a crime scene and absconds with the money, he is relentlessly pursued by a sociopathic hitman, and two undercover government agents who work to hide the existence of extraterrestrials from the public.

No Country for Old Men in Black