Sapphics & Where to Find Them
Shaving + Injuries
Meow, B*tch
Keep Your Eyes on The Ball
Songs I'd Eat a Cardboard Box To
100
If she's up early, loves carbs, and smells yeasty in a good way, you might be able to find this cutie pie here.
A bakery
100
Used to shave, but also a popular transportation device usually favored by younger audiences.
Razor
100
The name of the soft vibrations typically emitted by a cat when they are relaxed, or hoping to relax themselves/others.
purr
100
Cinderalla lost what exactly when she left the ball in a hurry?
A glass slipper
100
You better run, you better do what you can
Don't wanna see no blood, don't be a macho man!
You wanna be tough, better do what you can, so
...oh? He's not telling me to eat it?
Beat It by Michael Jackson
200
Every queer person deserves to express themselves. Some with great talent even get to draw on people for good money, although it's not always "just a tickle". Where can you find them?
A tattoo shop or tattoo studio
200
1) a very small shaving accident
2) to steal something
3) Jonas, or Cage
Nick
200
This late front man of an English rock band famously loved his cats, and apparently even had 10 at one point in his life before his untimely death in 1991. Who is he?
Freddie Mercury
200
Refers to both a successful athlete, as well as someone who flaunts a particularly flashy, lavish lifestyle full of riches and excess.
A baller
200
"I want you to park that big Mack truck right in this little garage". Enough said.
WAP by Cardi B ft. Megan Thee Stallion
300
According to legend, these important members of society (often sporting unnatural hair colors and going by they/them pronouns) can be found around the world improving people's mornings. Where can you find them?
At a cafe / coffee house (barista)
300
Ahhh, ouch! It feels like fire, only itchier! This must be..
a razor burn
300
This breed of cat was named after a geopolitical region in South Asia where it did not originate from: 
Bengal cat
300
This indoor sport features two opposing teams attempting to hit - or avoid being hit - by thrown projectiles commonly made from foam or rubber. What is this game called?
Dodgeball
300
"Yes, you can sail the seven seas... put your mind at ease..." and even "protect the mother land", but you'll have to wait until I finish chewing.
In the Navy by Village People
400
Flirty eye-contact over stacks of Stone Butch Blues or even shy compliments over a copy of The Seven Husbands of Evelyn Hugo?
A bookstore, preferably your local one.
400
1) ensuring hair is trimmed down as short as possible
2) escaping, but just barely
a close shave
400
Often used by upset men to insult women* who, for whichever reasons, live to old age with only their feline companions around.
A crazy cat lady
400
According to Wikipedia, vogue, or voguing, is a highly stylized, modern house dance originating in the late 1980s that evolved out of which particular scene?
The ballroom scene (notably the Harlem ballroom scene of the 60's)
400
This song, released in 2007, was famously sung by movie protagonist Troy during a moment of self‑reflection and determination on a golf course.
"Bet On It" from High School Musical 2
500
The favorite local sport venue of choice for sapphics with long limbs, good muscle tone, an affinity for carabiners, and hanging... quite literally
A bouldering or climbing gym.
500
Just over 100 years ago, which North American company helped convince a large majority of women that body hair was undesirable in order to sell their line of razors?
Gilette
500
Legendary actress Eartha Kitt famously played this character in the third and final season of the television series Batman in 1967.
Catwoman
500
This well-known Austrian confection, with its layers of chocolate and marzipan center, is carefully formed into small balls and packaged individually.
Mozart Kugel
500
Of course I'd eat a box - wrapping paper and all - to this classic holiday hit from Eartha Kitt. Just make sure to hurry down the chimney tonight.
Santa Baby by Eartha Kitt