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This city in Pike County, Illinois is known for having Lottie O'neill as the first female assembly member for the state

Barry, Illinois

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This crime literary prize is awarded annually since 1997 by the editors of Deadly Pleasures, an American quarterly publication for crime fiction readers is named after the late Barry Gardner, an American literary critic

The Barry Award

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Wait. Why does she look not like her here? What?


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In April 2021, this owl set the record for the longest stay in Central Park for a barred owl, ultimately choosing it as her home instead of migrating.

Barry. She passed away in August 2021, after being struck by a truck. RIP

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I have a coworker that used to work at Goodwill as a floating manager. A higher up corporate member was inspecting his store when someone tried to steal something. What happened?

The corporate regional manager equivalent got into a heated argument with the shoplifter. There were almost punches thrown. A folding chair was thrown. The customer was tossed out. The customer then proceeded to spat on the manager's car. In retaliation, the manager emptied what remained on her can of bear spray onto the customer.

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The most adaptable handgun in existence that's a soldier's weapon of choice.

The Colt Single Action Revolver


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In the domain of heraldry (known as the displaying of armor) in various patterns, this is what is known as an even number of horizontal stripes, this is described as this of six or eight, usually of a color and metal specified 

Barry

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I have a coworker who used to work at Goodwill as a floating manager. One of his coworkers that works in receiving got new Nike shoes as a present from his son. What happened?

He accidentally stepped in shit that was outside near the receiving area. Human shit. Later that week, he came across a homeless man squatting and taking a dump in the receiving area near the dumpsters. He went off on him because he stepped in human shit earlier and ruined his new Nike shoes. For what it's worth, valid

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The original name of the dog that we've come to know as the St. Bernard that worked as a mountain rescue dog in Switzerland and Italy for the Great St Bernard Hospice. 

Barry