Terrible Explanations
A long pillow filled with tiny screaming birds
Feather Pillow
A rich guy hires people to build a boat and regrets it immediately
Titantic
This planet is known as the red planet
Mars
Technically, cereal with milk is this kind of dish
Soup
These instructions are printed on shampoo bottles even though everyone ignores them
Rinse and Repeat
A rectangle that steals your attention for 6 hours
Your phone
A shark with anger issues ruins everyones beach day
Jaws
This landmark in paris is shaped like a giant metal triangle
Eiffel Tower
A tomato is technically this type of food
Fruit
This tiny spoon exists specifically for eating tiny desserts
Espresso Spoon
An expensive brick that slowly becomes outdated
Laptop
A group of short people return jewelry
Lord of the Rings
This sport is called football in most of the world
Soccer
If you stack enough layers of pasta, lasagna becomes this
A cake
This useless pocket still exists on many pairs of jeans
Tiny watch pocket
A tiny alarm that lives in your house and only screams at 3am
Smoke detector
A man talks to a volleyball for several years
Cast away
This animal is known for black and white stripes
Zebra
According to science, humans share about 60% of their DNA with this fruit
Bananas
This button on a car dashboard instantly causes panic when accidentally pressed
hazard lights
A spinning chair for cooked food
Microwave
A teenager almost detroys the timeline with a sports almanac
Back to the future
The language has the most native speakers in the world
Mandarin Chinese
The scientific name for the fear of long words is hilarously this
Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia
This objects somehow disappears from every household no matter how many you buy
Socks