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Old Testament
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100

"Sweet dreams are made of cheese."

What is "Sweet dreams are made of this" (from "Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)" by Eurythmics)?

100

The first book of the Old Testament.

What is "Genesis"?

100

This book is the first book of the New Testament.

What is "Matthew"?

100

This year marks the founding of The Salvation Army by William and Catherine Booth in London.

What is "1865"?

100

Why don't skeletons fight each other?

What is "They don't have the guts"?

200

"I can see clearly now, Lorraine is gone."

What is "I can see clearly now, the rain is gone" (from "I Can See Clearly Now" by Johnny Nash)?

200

This man led the Israelites out of Egypt and received the Ten Commandments.

Who is "Moses"?

200

This apostle denied Jesus three times before the rooster crowed.

Who is "Peter"?

200

The Salvation Army is famously known for ringing these during the holiday season.

What are "bells"?

200

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

What is "Because he was outstanding in his field"?

300

"We built this city on sausage rolls."

What is "We built this city on rock and roll" (from "We Built This City" by Starship)?

300

This woman became the Queen of Persia and saved her people from extermination.

Who is "Esther"?

300

This man, known for persecuting Christians, converted and became a prominent apostle.

Who is "Paul"?

300

This is the primary color scheme of The Salvation Army's logo.

What are "red, yellow, and blue"?

300

Why don't scientists trust atoms?

What is "Because they make up everything"?

400

"Hold me closer, Tony Danza."

What is "Hold me closer, tiny dancer" (from "Tiny Dancer" by Elton John)?

400

This wise king built the first temple in Jerusalem.

Who is "Solomon"?

400

The book of the New Testament that describes the early church and the spread of the gospel after Jesus’ ascension.

What is "Acts" (or "Acts of the Apostles")?

400

The Salvation Army's motto, reflecting its mission of service.

What is "Doing the Most Good"?

400

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

What is "Because the 'P' is silent"?

500

"I left my brains down in Africa."

What is "I bless the rains down in Africa" (from "Africa" by Toto)?

500

The number of books in the Old Testament.

What is "39"?

500

The island where John received the visions described in the book of Revelation.

What is "Patmos"?

500

The Salvation Army's international headquarters is located in this city.

What is "London"?

500

Why did Norway place barcodes on all their ships?

What is "So they could Scandinavia"?