Celebrities
Starred in Wonka and is ugly
Timothee Chalamet
He got a buzz cut and is shorter than molly.
ugly
flagpole
took a picture with us at the sixth grade dance
banana boy
you married him.
Noah
Rose to popularity quickly after he starred in a hit Netflix show, and is blonde
Cole Walter
Listen to the radio.
Kiss FM
we spied on him from the top of a ninja warrior course.
kiwimelon
you stalk him on tiktok
money (quinton)
you liked him for 3. days.
eli
Math (Kendall)
you'll never see him again because he's dead (womp womp)
d a n n y
zachi-poo (pool)
molly's "dad"
skateboard
buzz cut
Rafe from outer banks
Last name reminds you of McDonalds
Jordan Mack
drove past them on the way to school
random guys outside of your bus (we don't even have a code name for them)
always trying to show off in our gym class
jock holland
"you're going to be a father"
Danny (Pearl Harbor)
your bad sixth grade phase
owen
worked at little america
ratatoullie
in early middle school he was a big deal, also the entire crush is based off of his sports number
32 (isaiah)
you were really interested in his shoes
fishflops